"Don't say anything rude Wade" Peter instructs.
Dopinder drove Wade, Peter, Mj, and Ned all to Coney Island where they're meeting up with Bucky. Wade picked the place and he chose this place because they're spending it on Tony's credit card. It'll also give the kids something to do while Wade and Bucky exchange embarrassing Peter stories, not that Wade will tell Peter that.
"I won't, oh my gosh there he is!" Wade exclaims, waving to Bucky.
Peter facepalms while Ned also tries to not fanboy.
"Hey Bu-" Peter tries to greet.
"Hi! I'm Wade, Peter's uncle and Deadpool. We can totally be partners in crime" Wade interrupts which gets him a shove from Peter.
"Wade, shut the fuck up" Peter curses. "This is Michelle, and that's Ned."
"It's nice to meet you guys, I'm Bucky. I've heard good things about you all" Bucky greets.
"Call me Mj" Mj informs.
"Hi Mr. Bucky Barnes sir, it's nice to meet you too!" Ned panics.
"Dude" Peter whispers.
"Bucky is just fine" Bucky smiles.
"At least he didn't faint like he did with me" Wade chuckles.
"You took out your bloody katanas" Peter reminds him.
"Wonderful times" Wade sighs. "Why don't you kids go on the Cyclone?"
"Wade" Peter groans.
"Relax, go" Wade shoos.
"You can stab him if he annoys you, he'll heal. We'll be right back" Peter informs before dragging Mj and Ned away.
Wade waits till the kids are on line before turning to Bucky with an evil smile.
"I have so many embarrassing stories to tell you about Peter but in return you have to tell me some" Wade bargains.
"I actually don't have that many" Bucky claims.
"Really?" Wade questions.
"His parents were strict" Bucky responds.
"Of course they were. Well, I'll tell you anyways" Wade assures. "Let's sit down, order whatever. We're using daddy Starks card." Bucky gives him a weird look making Wade elaborate. "What? He's giving all the Avengers a card with unlimited money, he's basically everyones sugar daddy."
"So embarrassing stories?" Bucky prompts.
"Oh yes!" Wade remembers before delving into a story.
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The trio ended up going on a couple of rides before heading back to Bucky and Wade declaring that they were hungry.
They're now eating Five Guys and having a blast.
"Be honest, did Wade tell you embarrassing stories?" Peter wonders.
"No but that time you slipped on a banana peel? Classic" Bucky snickers and Mj and Ned joins in on the laughter.
"Wade!" Peter pouts, hitting Wade.
"Ow you little gremlin!" Wade shouts. "Why didn't you lie to him?!"
"Kid's a lie detector" Bucky informs.
"Oh yeah, how could I forget?" Wade rolls his eyes.
"So, do either of you two have siblings?" Bucky asks.
"No, I'm an only child" Mj denies.
"I have a twelve year old sister, Freya" Ned answers.
"That's not a large gap, you two close?" Bucky wonders.
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Breaking Chains, Rising Vigilante
FanfictionPeter Parker escaped Hydra when he was eleven years old thanks to his parents raising him there. Forced to live on the streets of the city, he found his own freedom. Becoming the vigilante known as Spider-Man was the best decision he ever had. Now...
