Y/n frantically sang to the kid for the fifth time
"Can I put my balls in yo jaws, balls in yo jaws can iiiiii can iiiii can I put my balls in yo jaw-"
"N/N THATS NAKING THE BABY CRY WORSE, ASKING ANYONE CAN I PUT MY BALLS IN YOUR JAWS WOULD MAIENTHEM CRY"
"WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO SING"
"A CLASSIC LULLABY?"
"I DONT KNOW ANY"
"SHRE YOU DO?!"
"NO"
Inosuke came up and snatched the baby from her arms
Tanjiro and y/b simultaneously looked at each other
"Woah inosuke let's put the child down"
"Certified lover boy, certified pedophile" she wagged her finger no lunging for the kid in his hands
Onlyyyy to crash into the wall
Tanjiro being to only one with sense suggested we find its parents
"You can immmm not"
Y/n raised her hand up before becoming the flash and skedaddling outta there
"Crazy" inosuke dropped the child walking off to get McDonald's
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"Thank goodness I caught you little guy"
Tanjiro sighed softly cradling the baby
"Let's try and get you home"
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[]Daisy🌼™[]Bonten x Fem!Zenitsu (crackfic)
Fanfiction❝love /ləv/ Learn to pronounce See definitions in: All Roman History Tennis noun 1. an intense feeling of deep affection. "babies fill parents with feelings of love" Similar: deep affection fondness tenderness warmth intimacy❞
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