The Loud House (The Bunny House)

Making The Case

Warren: [to the viewers] "The Loud Family trophy case. My sisters have done some pretty impressive stuff to get in here. There are Bailey's soccer trophies, Bernadette's pageant crowns, Beatrice's Junior Nobel Prize, even Brittany's won her thumb sucking contests, Brie's cooking contest trophy Bianca won her art contest! And then there's me." [shows that such trophies are in their proper spots, but his spot is completely vacant and sighs.] "I've tried everything to get into this trophy case."
[Cut to a flashback montage. In the first flashback, Warren is running a marathon, but he arrives at the finish line hours after it had finished. The second flashback sees him at a karate tournament; he tries to karate chop a board but breaks his arm in the process and is being put to the hospital. The third sees him participating in a pageant.]
Judge: "And the winner of the Little Miss Cutie Pie Pageant is...Waaaaaaaaaarrrrrr-dsay Sweetwater!"
[Warren sulks. Back to the present]
Warren: "But now, I finally have my chance! The 5th Grade Video Contest. Whoever's video gets the most votes wins this beauty." [points to trophy on display, breathes on the glass, and draws a heart around it, Danny wipes it off.]
Danny: "You really think you're going to win, Warren?"
Warren: "With what I have planned, I'm a shoe-in."
Danny: "You said the same thing about the Cutie Pie pageant."
Warren: [defensively] "I was robbed!" [calmly] "Grab your camera."

[Warren's wearing some kind of uniform for a stunt as Danny films it.]
Warren: "Are we rolling?" [in character] "Hey, fifth grade! Warren Loud here! Ever wonder what happens when 672 breath mints meet 88 gallons of diet soda? Well, you're about to find out!" [rides on Bertha's skateboard off a ramp onto a catapult where he is launched by Charles and Cliff into a swimming pool full of diet soda, causing the soda and mints to shoot out like a geyser.]
Danny: [drenched in soda] "That was amazing! You're right. Everyone's gonna vote for this."
[However, a while after uploading to the school's website's contest page, the video doesn't have any votes at all.]
Warren: "Why isn't anybody voting for this?"
Danny: "Maybe because they're all voting for this HamstaCam video." [uploads video of what is simply a hamster just running around in his wheel like any other hamster.]
Warren: [notices the vote total] "50 votes?! Pssh! What's so great about some dumb hamster?" [Geo overheard that and chitters at him angrily] "Not you, Geo. You're awesome."
Danny: "Hey! We got a vote! No, wait, it's a comment."
Nice try, U shld go to UR BIG SISTER'S site for some tipzz. Her videos R sick: L.O.L. COMEDY CHANNEL
Danny: "Sick? Oh, no! Do you think they have a virus!"
Warren: "It means awesome, Clyde. Click the link."
[Clyde does so]
BEBE OUT LOUD'S COMEDY CHANNEL
Warren: "Cute, but how many people wanna watch Bebe-" [notices her fan total] "50,000 followers?! Danny, do you know what this means?"
Danny: "People waste a lot of time on the internet?"
Warren: "No! It means Luan can help us win the video contest! Come on!"

[Bebe is looking over Warren's video.]
Bebe: "Mm-hmm..."
Warren: "Pretty sick, right?"
Danny: "That means awesome."
Bebe: "Yeah, not in this case."
Warren: [shocked] "What?!"
Bebe: "Sorry, Warr. Stunts are so last year. If you want to win the contest, you have to make funny videos."
Warren: "Well, how do I make those?"
Bebe: "Easy. You just follow my one simple rule. Keep your camera on at all times, because you never know when you'll strike comedy gold. Ooh! Like this!" [films Danny picking his nose.]
Danny: "Aw, come on! Erase that!"
Bebe: "Don't worry, Bebe. I would never post it without your permission. Besides, I said comedy gold, not digging for gold." [laughs]

[A few hours have passed]
Warren: "We've had the camera on all day! Where exactly is this comedy gold?" [beat] "Danny? Are you listening to me?"
Danny: "Sorry, Warren. I was just worried that Bailey and Bertha were going to accidentally step on those rakes, resulting in a series of escalating mishaps."
Warren: "That's great, Clyde, but-series of escalating mishaps?!" [hides in a bush to film Bailey and Bertha]
Bailey and Bertha: [bouncing a Soccer ball off her head and is running and drinking her water] "56...57...58...59..." [steps on the rake and gets hit] "Ouch!"
[The ball bounces off a pole and onto her face, sending her flying onto a trampoline where she bounces off and lands in the soda pool. Meanwhile the ball bounces the pole again, and hits Bianca at the back of her head, and she fell face first on her pallette, getting paint all over her face. She tried rubbing it off until the paint resembles her face as a clown.]
Warren: "That was hilarious!"
Danny: "Let's go upload it! This is gonna get a ton of votes!"
Warren: "I don't know, Danny. Enough votes to beat HamstaCam?"
Danny: [shakes his fist] "HamstaCam!"
Warren: [gets an idea] "If we struck comedy gold with one sister, with twenty five, we'll have Comedy Fort Knox!"
[They laugh evilly]