Hazbin Hotel x Reader || One-shots & Imagines

😢If Someone Hurt You...🔪

Y/N comes home, looking tired and worn-out. They have a huge cut on their arm, blood seething from their sleeves.

Charlie:

≈ "Who did this to you?!"

≈ She'd show a sliver of her demon form and get REALLY upset.

≈ Similar to how she was when she saw Valentino grab Angel.

= She's out the door, off to go kill them.

≈ "I'll be right back, sweetheart. Stay here..."

≈ When she comes back she'll help clean you up, of course.

Vaggie:

≈ "¡¿Qué coño?!" (What the fuck?!)

≈ I can just imagine her rushing over to you, yelling in Spanish;

"¿Quién te hizo esto? ¡A la mierda de su familia y me aseguraré de que deseen no haber nacido nunca! ¡Ese puto pedazo de mierda de caballo!"

("Who did this to you? I will fucking fuck up their family and make sure they wished they were never born! That fucking piece of horse shit!")

Alastor:

≈ He'll take one glance at you before rushing off to murder them.

≈ "Y/N, turn on the radio. I'm about to go stream a special broadcast."

Husk:

≈ In a fight or flight situation...he's a flight.

≈ So given that, he'll just give you a drink and help clean you up.

≈ "You need a bartender to talk to..."

Niffty:

≈ WHO HURT HER BAD BOY?!? (Yes, she calls you that regardless of your gender.)

≈ "STAB! STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB!! REHEHEHAHAHA!!!!"

≈ Okay...you get the idea.

Angel Dust:

≈ "What?!"

≈ He drops everything — even if Val just called him up for an emergency shoot — he'll face the consequences.

≈ He runs off and shoots them...or drugs them. Depends if he's in a good mood.

Adam:

≈ "Hah, what happened to you?"

≈ He secretly cares...but kinda brushes it off.

Lucifer:

≈ "Y/N?! NOO! ARE YOU OKAY, DUCKY?!"

≈ He'll tend to you first, then go off and maim them. Maybe kill. Depends.

Valentino:

≈ Looks you up and down.

≈ "Is that a sexual injury? ...no? Pfft."

≈ He does not care at all. Nothing more to it.

Vox:

≈ He looks over at you and his screen glitches.

≈ "WHO DID THIS?! WHO THE FUCK TOUCHED YOU!?"

≈ Out the door he goes.

Velvette:

≈ "What the fuck?!"

≈ She helps clean you up, and makes empty threats. "I'll make the fucker wish he was never point. I'll shove their cunt mouth up his ass!"

≈ She won't physically do anything...but it's the thought that counts.