Four Eyes

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Everyone is at the nurses cabin to get their eye exam.

Gamey: So tell me. Why do we need to get our eyes examined?

Paint Palette: Scoutmaster just wants to make sure we aren't failing because of our vision.

Remote: Alright 4, you're up!

4: Welp. Wish me luck!

*Then 4 leaves.*

MePhone4: Is an eye exam as painful as going to a regular doctor or the dentist.

Airy: It all depends on your eyesight.

Oodle: But it's not as painful as getting needles or getting your teeth fixed. They just need to make sure you can see.

Gold Ingot: You might get laser eye surgery if you can't see!

Crayon Box: Don't scare him man.

4: Welp! I have 2020 vision for 2020!!...... 2020? That's a dumb number.

Remote: Alright MePhone. You're next.

MePhone4: Uhhhh

Crayon Box: Don't worry about it dude. You'll be fine.

*MePhone4 anxiously went to the room. Remote gave him a spoon.*

Remote: Alright MePhone. Just cover your right eye. And read the top letter for me.

MePhone4:..... Ummm...... Is that a square? No No! It's a rectangle!!

Remote: Uhhhh you're supposed to see a letter. Not a shape.

MePhone4: Well it looks like a rectangle!

*Then fast forward to the next test.*

Remote: Alright which is better. Image one. Or image 2.

MePhone4: Uhhhhhhhhh

*Back to the other test.*

Remote: Ok try covering your left eye.

*He covers his left eye.*

MePhone4:..... Oh I See It Now!! It's A Ladder!!

Remote: No you're supposed to see a letter.

MePhone4: How Is That Not A Ladder!!

*Back to the image exam.*

MePhone4: Uhhhhhhhhh.

*Then Remote uses an ophthalmoscope to check his eyes.*

Remote: Interesting.

*Back to the image exam.*

MePhone4: Uhhhhhh

*And Remote kept messing with the images. Back to the eye chart.*

Remote: Ok ignore the spoon. Try seeing with both eyes.

MePhone4:........ Oh I See It Now!!! It's A Rectangle Shape Ladder!!

Remote:...... Ok.

*Then both MePhone and Remote go to another room to see the results.*

Remote: Alright I have the results.

MePhone4: So did I pass?

Remote: MePhone your eyesight is not good. How have you been functioning like this?

MePhone4: I just thought that's how the world looked. I didn't really think about my eyesight....... Ohhhh maybe that's why my teachers would always put me in the front of the classroom.

Remote: Well good thing for you, I already got your prescription ready and I already have your glasses ready.

MePhone4: Woah Woah Woah! Glasses!! Ok back up, I'm not wearing them. I would look weird!

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