Host Camping Daze (Season 5)

Stray Kitty

Computer was walking by himself in the woods picking out some berries for a new dish he wanted to make.

Computer: Hmmmm. I wonder if these berries would be good for a fruit tart I want to make. If only I can tell which berries are poisonous and which aren't.

(Meow)

Computer: Huh? What was that?

(Meow. Meow.)

Computer: It's coming from over there.

*He goes over to the bushes. He pulls aside some of the branches. And he sees a small black and white kitten caught in one of the branches.*

(Meow)

Computer: (GASP) It's A Kitty!!!

*Then he pulls the branch and grabs the cat.*

Computer: Hi little kitty! What are you doing all by yourself? Where's your momma?

(Meow)

Computer:......... You don't have a momma do you? Aww don't worry. I'll take care of you. No kitty gets left behind.

*Then the cat started to pur on him.*

Computer: I can tell we're gonna be good friends. (Sigh) I've always wanted a kitty as a pet. Unfortunately my dad was allergic to cats. Now it's my chance to have one! Ok I need to come up with a name for you?

*Then he sees that there are blueberry stains all over his fur.*

Computer: OOO you have some blue on you! Like my blueberry muffin! (GASP) I'm gonna call you..... Kitty Muffin!

*Then Computer goes back to the camp now having a cat with him.*

Computer: Hi Guys!! Look What I Found In The Woods!!

(Meow)

Oodle:...... You found a cat in the woods?

Computer: He's a cutie isn't he!

Paint Palette: Uhhh are you sure it's safe to have it here. What if it has rabies?

Gamey: Yeah you don't know where it's been?

Computer; For your information, he was stuck in the bushes. I'm pretty sure he hasn't done anything to make him dangerous.

(Meow)

Controlly: Aww. He's cute. (Starts petting it) What's the little guy's name?

Computer: I named him after my blueberry muffin!

Gold Ingot: You named it MePhone? That's a stupid name.

MePhone4: I'm right here!

Computer: Hey! My muffin's name is not stupid. Also I didn't name the kitty MePhone, I named him Kitty Muffin!

MePhone4: You named me after a cat?..... Using my pet name?

Computer: Yeah Look!! He has a blueberry stain! He has blue like you!

MePhone4: Ok. I wouldn't mind naming your kid after me..... But you named a cat after me?

Computer: What's so wrong about that?

Controlly: Yeah do you hate cats or something?

MePhone4: No. Cats Hate Me! The many times I got scratched by those beasts because I wanted food!

4: And also your preferences for another animal that's similar to a dog.

MePhone4: That too. I will betray Wyatt by liking his enemy.