Teams:
We start the episode with everyone watching as two big black men in very thin bikinis set up a table.
"I can see their balls.."
-Kanye
"Course that's the first thing you look at."
-Eminem
"Aye Diddy.. why are they..?"
-Cole
"You wanna join 'em?"
-Diddy
"What-?!"
-Cole
"Yeah, you got that big nigga energy.. I like that.."
-Diddy
"I'll stop asking questions man."
-Cole
"Good.. Good.. anyways, I fucked up the order, apparently Post is on the Cheeks and Chris is on the Demons."
-Diddy
"Alright.. So, what we supposed to be doing?"
-Post
"Getting balls.."
-Diddy
"OOH! I'm good at that!"
-Logic
"..."
-Everyone
"I meant like- basketball bruh.. you know you gotta like- toss the ball and-"
-Logic
"Why all y'all so gay tho?"
-Sexyy
"Y'alls first challenge, one of your team members has to go into the pool and like grab the balls for your teammates, now, something y'all can do in the meantime is figure out an order for ya team to go in for the next part ya know? Whoever gets all the balls for their team first gives their team an advantage in the second part, ya dig?"
-Diddy
Diddy walks off and smacks one of the men on the buttocks.
"Who got the biggest mouth?"
-Justin
"..."
-Everyone
"I'm not pausing that, y'all being so young right now.."
-Justin
"Well. Not to brag, but look at these lips!"
-DaBaby
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Diddy's Reality Show
Humorso diddy starts a party-themed reality show for multiple famous people to compete in, that's basically it.