Episode 5: Pin The Diddy

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We start the episode with Snoop on the couch already sick to his fucking stomach

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We start the episode with Snoop on the couch already sick to his fucking stomach.

"I hate that nigga Puff.."

-Snoop

Kendrick is slurping some noodles on the other side.

"..damn nigga, shit taste that good?"

-Snoop

"Yeah. Want some?"

-Kendrick

"Hey man, why not?"

-Snoop

Kendrick hands Snoop the cup of noodles and Snoop starts to eat them.

"Mmh... that is really good.."

-Snoop

"I made them like how my Mama used to make them, with love."

-Kendrick

"That is so beautiful man.."

-Snoop

We transition over to Kanye, Tyler, Post and Billie all playing Monopoly.

"Alright Kanye, your turn!"

-Tyler

"I WANNA START A BUSINESS! PORN ONLY!"

-Kanye

"I feel that man!"

-Post

"You can't start a porn business in Monopoly, Kanye.."

-Billie

"I dunno, I think it'd be more profitable than buying a fucking railroad.."

-Tyler

"True. Hm.. fuck it, Kanye roll the dice."

-Billie

Kanye rolls and gets a 4.

"YEAH! PORN BABY!"

-Kanye

Billie then crosses out the railroad and writes Yeezy Porn on it.

"WOOOOOOOOO~!"

-Kanye

Just then, Drake comes over to the table.

"Hey y'all..! What's this?"

-Drake

"Uh... Monopoly-?"

-Tyler

"BILLIE! Hey!"

-Drake

"What do you want?"

-Billie

"I saw you recently on ya Instagram... you was uh.. singing that song.."

-Drake

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