Johnathan woke up da next mourning to see that he was still in the Korn basket. HIV decided that he needed to figure out if he was tripping balls or if this is the real shit. John hopped out of the Korn basket and landed headfirst on the floor with a smack. But this didn't not stop him, he simply stood up growing abs and ran around the corner and stopped.
It was at this moment that Johnathan HIV Davis realized that he was in a supermarket, which was very odd to him given that it was only last night when he was at McDonald's. He simply scratched his head and headed towards the men's toilet room. John arrived and realized just how short he was, he couldn't even be close to seeing himself in the mirror.
Johnathan used the power of STDs and hopped on top of a urinal then used his super meth jump and pounced on top of a toilet stall door without even wobbling. John then turned into Batman and sprouted a cape out of his ass and landed right on the sink perfectly.
John ripped that cape off and flipped his hair like the boss he is and batted his eyes. He opened his eyes wide in whorrer to see his reflection. His was a literal Korn on da cob, how is this even pussyble???? John was so unbelievably yellow that he had no clue what to do. The only things that were not yellow were his hair, eyes, lips, and eyebrow ring. And to top it off HIV was naked, and had bare feet. John passed out in absolutely shock falling into the sink and accidentally turning the water on.
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FanfictionChino Moreano hates nu-metal and wants nothing to do with it or his band be considered by the title. So, when Deftones gets compared to Korn, Chino loses and turns Johnathan Davis into corn to get rid of Korn. Johnathan Davis gets taken to the super...
