Venus: I can hear nothing but mars and earth fucking even with me being as far as I can get from them and music on max
Saturn: um well have fun with that
Jupiter: yep
Venus: wait
Venus: WHY IS EVERYONE FUCKING
mercury: I'm not
Venus: thx pipsqueak
Mercury: uh ok?
*later, at like 3 am*
Earth:
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A/n art by me, pls ingore that I forgot Uranus's rings
Earth: gays
Neptune: 👨❤️👨, ❗️ 👨❤️👨
Earth: uh yeah
Venus: WHEN DID U TAKE THAT LITTLE BITCH
earth: :3
Venus: I HATE U
Earth: :(
Mars: BITCH
Venus: UR THE BITCH
*several hours of Venus and mars fighting later*
[jupiter muted 2 people]
Uranus: y the hell is there a billion messages in this
Jupiter: venus and mars were fighting
Uranus: got it mate, y
Jupiter: earth showed a picture of you and Venus sleeping together and Venus got angry and mars defended earth
Uranus: ok
Uranus: wait
Uranus: @ert get online
Earth: what
Uranus: u little bitch. How would u feel I showed everyone a picture of u and mars sleeping together. Pretty bad. So don't do that to me and Venus. It was an accident. So shut u r little bitch ass mouth u little read more...
Earth: it appears my anus is angry
Sun: WHO PUT A HOLE IN THE WALL
Uranus: ...
Sun: bad Uranus, I put u in anger management class for a reason
Earth: wait what
Sun: Uranus used to be worse than Venus anger wise
Earth: damn
Earth: who knew my anus could get so angry
Uranus: mate u have 3 seconds to start running
Earth: wait what
Jupiter: I'm not going to ask why Uranus is chasing earth
