Solarballs chatfic (different to the oneshots gcs)

Doing the and part 2

1.

Venus: wait

Uranus: come on Venus

Venus: but we just started dating 

*later*

Mars: seriously another wedding 

Mars: anyways Venus do u take ur anus 

Venus: yes

Mars: anus-

Uranus: bitch stfu and yes

2.

Neptune: what's twerking 

Yranus: um no

Neptuneeee: ok :3

3.

Jupiter: wait

Neptune: come here baby boi

Jupiter: but

*intsense baby making*

Jupiter: *ded*

Neptune: ok

4. 

Saturn: I can't believe Jupiter loves Neptune and not me

Saturn: *turns into a emo alpha*

Titan: wtf

5.

Earth: what

Earth:ok

Mars: HOW MANY DAMN WEDDINGS R THERE GOING TO BE 

🐀:SHUT UP

mars: ugh fine

*after the wedding because I'm lazy*

6.

Uranus: I'm doing great actually, I mean I did just get married 

7. 

Venus: ugh yes somehow

Uranus: I'm just that hot

Jupiter: actually ur very cold

Uranus: STFU JUPITER UR RUINING MY MOMENT 

8.

Mars: oh I like earth and me and him r dating 

Mars: wait who r u

🐀: neptunesrealwig

Mars: um ok

1.

Neptune: okie

Neptune: hi neighbourino 

Uranus: yes mate

*neptune yeets uranus*

Uranus: OW!!! I THINK MY LEG IS BROKEN 

Neptune: I didn't do it

2.

Jupiter: I think he needs a doctor first......

Venus: eat bitch

Uranus: but I don't want to be Jupiter 

Jupiter: EAT *shoves food in anus's mouth*

Uranus: *turns emo*

3.

Neptune: but I ate mine

Uranus: mate y

Neptune: I had to get rid of the evidence that I tried to commit sucide 

Uranus: ok ur going to therapy 

4.

Uranus: uhhhh 

Mercury: wait 

Uranus: u have no proof

Mercury: Ura, I can see it

Jupiter: yeah we can all see it

Sun: I just got u therapy 

Uranus: this day is horrible, first I break my leg then im forced to eat now this

5.

Saturn: wait

*no more rings*

Uranus: l bozo imagine not having rings

Saturn: bitch stfu

6. 

Uranus: *eats a cookie*

*uh insert mental breakdown because idk how to write one*

Venus: babe-

Earth: I just found out people ship me x anus

Uranus: *dies*

Earth: *also dies*

7.

Uranus: well I knew have several guns would come in handy 

*jupiter takes the gun*

Jupiter: y is the gun bedazzled 

Uranus: because y not

8.

Mercury: he needs therapy 

Venus: he a stick, a tall stick

Earth: um what mercury said

Mars: he's gay for Venus's nonexistent penis

Venus: stfu

Jupiter: well his mental state is *insert long paragraph*

Saturn: what Jupiter said

Neptune: me and him will be emo together 

9.

Neptune: our rooms r connected 

Uranus: sadly

Neptune: bitch I will throw u again

10.

Uranus: uh I ate that cookie that I forced myself to throw up later uh yeah 

Ok done