"I'm like an onion." Colby pipped up at the dinner table causing Sam, Jake, Corey, and Brennen to look at him, the male happily stabbing his fork into a piece of sautéed onion.
They had all been sitting in semi silence just seconds earlier.
"I have layers to my personality!" He chirped out happily, shoving the onion in his mouth. There was a semi collective silence around the group; excluding Colby, as they were in a silent conversation.
"You're definitely special Colbs." Sam sighed out softly, twirling his fork in his spaghetti.
Colby seemed to be proud of his own observation of himself. The rest of the trap house knew how chaotic this man could be sometimes. Well. Him and his best wingman; Sam.
Not saying they all aren't crazy; just saying, between them all, Sam and Colby take the cake.
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The Boys, Sam and Colby incorrect quotes
FanfictionAs the title implies; Incorrect quotes from the boys, and Sam and Colby. I'll try to accurately source the quotes used in this book.