Thats why her breath smells good

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There was a small friendly argument going on between the boys, of course; over Mully's mom.

"Your wiener is the size of a tic-tack." Mully suddenly said to the smaller Australian who took a step forward with confidence.

"That's why your mom's breath smells so good." Josh retorted back without hesitation.

Juicy tried hard to not spit out the soda he just took a drink out of. Eddie was full blown laughing, his hands falling to his knees, Narrator gently hitting both their shoulders before making his way to Josh.

"Hey hey...come on, let's go." The blonde knew how this could end, seeing as Josh already made an AI distrack of banging Mully's mom, they didn't need a part two.

As for Mully. He was just left, blinking in shock. Who knew Josh had such good comebacks?

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Source: an audio/video on Instagram.

There have been many places posting it, so if you know the OG source lmk! I can also link the video if you all want it.

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