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This is reality

Dad: "Say daddy!"
Baby: "Mommy!"
Dad: "Come on, say daddy!"
Baby: "Mommy!"
Dad: "Fuck, say daddy!"
Baby: "Fuck, mommy!"
Mom: "Honey, I'm home!"
Baby: "Fuck!"
Mom: "Who taught you that?"
Baby: "Daddy!"
Dad: "Son of a bitch."