Pokemon pick up lines

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Are you pikacho? Because you are shockingly beautiful.
Do you wanna battle? Cuz my balls are at the ready
My love for you burns like Charizard's tail
If I was Nidoking you would be my Nidoqueen
If I were Milktank I'd use ATTRACT on you
Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar
Want to register your number in my PokeNav
Is that a sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I'd like to ride you on a HORSEA



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HAHHAHAHAHA! I don't get any of them.....

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