Silver Wolf continued her mad dash towards her quarters, her hurried footsteps reverberating through the metallic hallway. She already had two parties pegged as suspects: the Herta Space Station, and the Astral Express, both of which she had previously antagonised with her antics. Though, she quickly ruled out Herta, seeing as she already had all 76 of her Interastral Network accounts frozen by her. Further retaliation would be out of character for her, and besides, she'd use something more innovative than... bees? That leaves the crew members of the Astral Express, but which one of them would do this, and why?
She'd soon arrive at her humble abode. Her heavily graffitied door slid open soundlessly, granting her passage to her sanctuary. She slid her jacket off her shoulders and dismissively chucked it onto her bed. As the doors shut behind her, she let out a long breath she didn't realise she was holding, closing her eyes for a moment and allowing a small, tired smile to creep up on her lips. Silver Wolf sank into her over the top RGB gaming chair, hugging her knees. She stared unblinkingly into her own reflection in the dimmed monitor, savouring the brief moment of respite she'd attained. She listlessly extended her arms above her head in a stretch, prompting an involuntary yawn to escape from her lips. She cracks her knuckles, fingers already in place on her keyboard, "Alright, let's get this over with."
Hacking into the Astral Express, to Silver Wolf, was like stealing candy from a baby. The renowned Express had astonishingly low defences. Infiltrating their database felt like taking a leisurely stroll straight into their network, within seconds, she was in. Now, all she had to do was access their browsing history. The idea brought a much-needed chuckle to her lips. She couldn't help but wonder what kind of queries the distinguished members of the Astral Express were making. While the situation was indeed dire, she still hoped to derive at least some amusement from the task at hand. Her ashen eyes perused through the list of names on the screen, her fingers drumming absentmindedly on her keyboard. As she rubbed her chin in deep contemplation, she found her cursor gravitating to the username of the crew member she found the most intriguing, Welt Yang.
C:\Users\Welt>
22:36:01 haircuts to look younger
22:42:12 how to look younger
22:43:23 what is mewing
22:44:40 how to mew
Silver Wolf almost felt sorry for him. She could imagine him looking disapprovingly in the mirror as he attempted his newly discovered jawline exercise. Though, it was clear that Welt was too busy looksmaxxing to be the culprit. She mentally scratched his name off the list. The next name to catch her attention was that of March. Silver Wolf always found her much too bubbly, annoyingly so. Clicking on her username, she realised that she was getting side-tracked, but simply shrugged it off under the guise of "investigating".
C:\Users\Maaaaaaarch>
13:53:48 Instagram
18:02:03 YouTube
23:32:19 Instagram
Silver Wolf's eyes went dull, all emotion draining from her face.
"Seriously?" She muttered to herself. The staggering amount of screentime she had was excessive, even to Silver Wolf, and that's saying a lot. The image of March ceaselessly scrolling on her phone pops into mind, the poor girl's dopamine receptors must be fried beyond repair from the sheer amount of brainrot she consumes. So, she probably has neither the mental capacity, nor the incentive to mail someone bees, and honestly, who does? She'd soon find the answer to her inquiries. Her cursor hovered over the name of the enigmatic Trailblazer. Despite playing a role in her creation, Silver Wolf never interacted much with her. She always felt Kafka was more fitting for the "maternal figure" role. Yet, she couldn't help but wonder what exactly her creation was up to. She leaned forward intently, and clicked on Stelle's username, a decision she would soon come to regret dearly.
C:\Users\GalacticBaseballer>
10:40:24 trash can
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10:47:23 trash can pictures real
11:15:12 boobs
11:16:13 boobs picture real
"Oh." she said. She stared blankly at the screen with her mouth slightly ajar. She could imagine the grey-haired girl diligently scanning the room for witnesses before embarking on her endeavour.
11:18:13 how to forget something
Silver Wolf pinched the bridge of her nose and sighed. Her lips curled into a slight smile as she envisioned the look of remorse she would have had on her face, desperately trying to erase the forbidden knowledge from her mind. At least that last search provided some form of redemption. However, her smile slowly faded as she read through the next few searches.
13:40:12 how much are bees
13:42:37 interastral mail bee shipping cost
13:43:11 where to find bees for free
15:28:56 hwo to treat bee stin g
"Jackpot."
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Honkai Star Mail
FanfictionI honestly don't know what inspired me to make this, most of it was just off the top of my head, but whatever, Star Rail characters sending mail to each other sounds funny. I don't know how it works ok, they just send mail and get mail, don't think...
