December 30 12/30
"It's your birthday!" I scream running up to him "Yeah whatever it cool and stuff but anyway what were you and your sister talkin about last night I heard saws you say-" He says "Hi Ms. Destiny" Chloe waves at me "Hey Chloe" I say "Where is Deja?" Chloe questions "Well she's upstairs asleep" I say then Chloe walks away "So back to my question-" He says "So I might've invited all our friends over" I say "You know damn well I hate parties" He says "I know but it's your 23 birthday" I whine "Why couldn't I smoke 3 full blunts and call it a day?" He says then Angela walks in "Destiny me, you upstairs now" She says pulling me upstairs in the bathroom "What did you find?" I question "He has a side chick and i founds he phone number and since my baby daddy is a police officer i see c he ran the number for me and her name is Keisha you could just tell she's a side chick breathing between every word, and then I found her instagram and apparently all the pictures and videos she posted, Nardo liked every last one of them. So then I have a friend who does some weird computer shit and he got me her password on snapchat instagram what's app all of that and apparently they've been sending nudes to each other for 2 months." She says "So what you're telling me is he's cheating on me with some side chick named Keisha?" I chuckle "You know what I'm not even mad part of me had a feeling this would happen most rappers are players what was I even gonna expect of him" I chuckle "So are we gonna kill them now of after his party?" She says "Let's just see if she shows up. If she shows up we can catch a case" I say and she high fives me "Let's go out now." I say as we leave the bathroom and go downstairs seeing Nardo "What y'all talk about" He says "Climate change. It's a very real thing" She lies "Very real" I lie as well "Mm well Destiny let me holla at you" He says as I follow him into the kitchen "Don't lie okay?" He says and I nod "What was you guys really talkin about "Your party!" Angela says then our other sister Carla walks in "What's up bitches" She says "Speak of the devil" I say "Ugly stripper 10 o'clock clock it" Angela says "You know damn well y'all miss me" She says "No the only that misses is you is that pole" Angela says "Ima go before one of Angela's tittes pop out and I'll throw up" Nardo says leaving the room "So Carla did you get that small wall camera" I question "Yes I did. My baby daddy number two hooked me up. Then we hooked up" She says "Give me this shit!" Angela says "I can see myself but it's upside down" Angela says "Cause you're holding it upside down jackass!" Carla says "Oh frnow I see it!" Angela says "Retard" I say "Car, how many do you have?" I question "23" She says "Let's go to the car incase he's watching" I say going outside to the car "So Satans little helper, we should put it in the bathroom, living room, kitchen and his bedroom of course" I say "So what's our excuse since y'all don't have me locked it" Carla says "So here's the plan when the party starts after 20 minutes I tell him we're going to get more ice when we actually go to a dairy queen parking lot and watch the cameras" I say "Damn baby sis you smart" Carla says "Bitch it wasnt my idea!" Angela says "Y'all better stop" I say "Now I need to do something to get him out the house" I say "Tell him Deja is in the hospital- wait no that's stupid tell him you got him some shoes but it's at your house" Angela says "Okay that's smart I'll tell him" I say getting out the car going into the house "Baby! I need to tell you something!" I yell and he comes downstairs "What happen?" He questions "So I wanna surprise you with a special gift for your birthday and wanna give it to you now and it's at my house and i want you to look for it while i'm here and planing your party" I say "Whatever Ima go get sum weed and smoke in ma car" He says and I nod before he walks out and i text angela and her and carla enter the house "We need to hurry up!" I say "I'll do the bathroom" Angela says "Put three in there. One behind the sink one on the cabinet and one on the bath wall" I say "Ima do the bedroom , you Carla put it wherever" I say going upstairs putting a camera on the wall, by the closet door, the night stand and on the ceiling. then when we all finished we walked downstairs "Shit, now I gotta act like I was planning his party" I say