"Yes I'll accept the charges." I say to my phone then hear a voice "Hello?" I hear a voice hearing it's Nardo "Nigga how the fuck did you get in jail?" I curse putting my phone on speaker "So what had happened was-" He says and I cut him off "No don't say that shit, that mean you about to lie" I say "So, I was on the streets sitting next to my Nigga Tyrell and I had my gun out and the police happened to be in the neighborhood so they sent me to jail" He says "Please make up a better lie" I say "I shot someone." He says "Who was with you?" I say "Jayda's brother Jackson and Dayvon but he got shot and die-" He says as I scream for Jayda "Jayda your brother's in jail!" I yell "My time is up gotta go" He says as the automatic call hangs up
"My brother in jail?" Jayda says and I nod "Aw shit what he do this time" She says "Shot people with Nardo." I say "Why are y'all bitches yelling it's 2 am" Dominique says "You're best friend is in jail." Jayda says
"Dayvon?" He says "No.. he died" I say "Damn" He says "We're talking about Nardo jackass!" Jayda says "He ain't my bestfriend he my home boy" He says "It's the same thing jackass!" I yell "I love when we hate him together!" Jayda says "Why do you smell like you was trying to bust a nut?" She says "He making his onlyfans content upstairs" I say
"I'm not on there.. anymore" He says "Then why you smell like you was jerking off" Jayda says "I wasn't!" He says "Yes you were" I say placing my hands on my hips "No I wasn't" He says "Yes" I say "No" He says "No" I say "Yes" He says "I love when she hates you" Jayda says "Jayda shut the fuck up" He says "Put a shirt on, Nigga" I say "It's hot as a mother fucker in this bitch" He says
"I can't stand you Nigga" I scoff "Then sit down whore!" He yells going upstairs "Jayda you better get your man" I say "He don't know I know he's cheating" She says "What do you even see in him?" I say "You're right, I deserve better Im gonna go upstairs and break up with him" She says "Make sure you make him wear a condom, you can't get VD again" I say "Girl bye, you had gonorrhea a week after you had Aaliyah" She says and I laugh as she walks upstairs
1 day later
"I'm back assholes" Nardo says speaking "Speak of the devil" Jayda says taking a sip of her coffee then her weird ass boyfriend "Morning" He says "So y'all ain't gone say anything about me being back?" Nardo says "Not really" Jayda say "Kill yourself, Jayda" Nardo says as they begin arguing "So Dom how did you sleep?" I question "So we just gonna ignore the fact they arguing?" He says "I try to ignore it." I say "So, can you be quieter in the nighttime and not give my bestfriend a STI again?" I say "It's not my fault she enjoys it" He smirks "Great now my appetite is gone, you want my pancakes" I say and he snorts
"All y'all can kiss my ass and stop arguing so I can eat my damn pancakes in peace" Dom says "Whatever I'm getting groceries" Jayda says "I'm gonna go smoke a blunt at Treys house" Nardo says leaving "Finally they're gone" Dominique says walking behind the counter kissing me "I forgot my purs-" Jayda says entering and then
I wake up "What the hell?" I whisper to myself before going back to sleep
Morning
"I had the craziest dream ever last night" I say rubbing my face going downstairs "What is it- I don't care" Dominique says "You were in it and you had a std" I fold my arms "Damn for real?" He says and I nod "In my dream I was having a threesome with Chris Tucker and Michael B Jordan"Jayda says "I don't need to know that" I say "I'm gonna go to the grocery store" Jayda says "Ima go smoke a blunt" Nardo says as him and Jayda leave
Shit.
