"What are you doing?" Nardo says sneaking up on me and I slap him "I hate you. What the fuck!" I say and he laughs "It's not funny!" I say "I could replay that in my head all day" He says and I smack him "That's so not funny! I'm gonna go make a sandwich" I say getting up "Make me-" He says but I cut him off "No!" I say leaving going downstairs seeing Dominique on my couch "Dominique get your nasty ass feet off my couch!" I yell "Damn, what got your panties in a knot" He chuckles "Don't be a asshole D" I say "You're being a real asshole today" He says "What's Jayda doing and where is she?" I question "Somewhere in this house complaining over her pregnancy cramps" He says flipping channels "Pregnancy is a bitch." I shrug "Who wants to hear my new-" Nardo says coming downstairs "Shut up." I say "Guys do we have sour cream?" Jayda says groaning coming into the living room
"On second thought. Nardo let me hear your verse" I say as he nods then turns the song beat on on the youtube tv and I start recording "And my bitch know I'm a stepper, I'ma kill 'bout my hoe
Send my bitch on the opps, she come back with that load (yeah)
Bust down my bitch, Cartier white gold
One stroke, two stroke, got her like, "Oh, oh"
Move hand, go deep, got her like, "Oh, no"
She my bitch and my twin 'cause we both got choked
She my bitch and my twin 'cause we both gon' blow
Put my guns in her name 'cause she know I can't get 'em
One drill, she drove, she like, "Bae, go get 'em"
Put drip on my hoe, she gotta walk with a sponge
And her WAP drip too, she could start a whole pond
I'm a don, she a don, we some motherfuckin' dons
Wrap her legs when I nut, tryna make me a dada
Wrap her legs when I nut, she want me to be the father
Shoot the club up, shot the club up, top shotta
(Hahaha)" He raps "Well that was-" I say "Ass." Jayda and Dominique say in unison "Like what type of sexual song is that?" Jayda says "Jayda doesn't mean that she's just hormonal and Dominique you're being yourself. Being an ass" Horace says "I think it's good but why is it so short?" I say "Like his dick" Dominique mumbles "Okay Dominique shut the fuck up." I say then stand up hugging Nardo "That was good for a mumble rapper" I say "Thanks" He chuckles and kisses me "Stop promoting your Onlyfans content in here!" Dominique yells "All we did is kiss. You and Jayda be getting freaky on the counter" I say
