Sukuna sighed and flopped onto his bed, Itadori scoffed and shoved him. "Why are you in my room." He shrugged. "Because I know it bothers you." He said as he came started just talking to talk.."you know, I just wanted my nips to be able to feel the wind." Itadori laughed. "Don't you always." He nodded, "and now people are saying I have a thing for your boyfriend." Itadori groaned. "I don't get why you're so obsessed with him." Sukuna sat up. "You don't? He'd be a perfect vessel for me! And he isn't ugly as shit." he laid back down. Itadori sighed and rolled the other way, Sukuna was minding his own business as he came across a TikTok. A girl, showing off her bright pink shopping cart..."Itadori..." he mumbled. "Go fetch me a shopping cart. And a megumi." Itadori whipped his head around. "Now..I want you to tell me where the fuck I can find a shopping cart." He sighed, "and why do you need 'a megumi?' " Sukuna smiled. "Because! I want to paint it with the blood of our enemies and push him around in it." Itadori looked unfazed. "Megumi would gag." Sukuna shook his head. "He loves me. You're just his side hoe." Itadori laughed. "You're even more delusional than your fangirls."
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Sukuna oneshots. ('∀｀)♡
UmorismoI've been...absolutely dying lately! I'm sorry for lack of content, but I think you could enjoy this! :) also the cover art is by @hikiko_archives on TikTok.
