• ‼️WARNING THIS CHAPTER IS SAD AND TRAGIC. DON'T READ IT PLEASE. IT HURTS. PAIN PAIN PAIN 🥲‼️•
(Maomao's P.O.V)
I was not even trying to scare them away. Why did I have to be scolded? UGH
COULD THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE!
*BANANA SLIP MOMENT*
“ARGH!” Of course, falling on my butt. Just my luck.
Kami-sama why are you punishing me today? Is it because of the incident back at the lab?
**FLASHBACK**
“XIAOMAO NOT AGAIN! I TOLD YOU NOT TORMENT THE NEW INTERN WITH YOUR CRAZY POISON EXPERIMENTS.”
“The manager is really angry this time, isn't he?”
“Guys, it's nothing new. I mean, this is literally the 5th time Maomao shocked an intern with her craziness.”
“That's true. It wouldn't be a surprise if little Lihaku was the fifth intern to quit. *sighs* and here I was hoping for an eye candy with muscles to die for—”
“PAIRIN, MEIMEI, JOKA, STOP CHITCHATTERING AND GET BACK TO WORK!”
“HAI! (YES!)” The three employees went back to their usual work but still opened their eyes and ears for some juicy Maomao fails.
“Sir, it wasn't my fault; he asked me to teach him how the anti-venom vax works, and I just showed it to him.”
“By consuming poison and injecting it into yourself! The boy even passed out due to shock.”
“Well.. That's not my problem...”
“Damn right, it is. Let me remind you of the interns you managed to scare within a span of three weeks, most.
The first intern who started hallucinating his dying cat because he accidentally drank YOUR cup of coffee.
The 2nd and 3rd were batshit terrified, claiming they heard snickering and cackling from the basement floor. They thought it was haunted, and CCTV footage caught them screaming and running out of the building.
While the 4th...... Yeah, let's forget about that one.
Anyway, what I am trying to tell you 😊..........
..... IS THAT I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU DON'T SCARE THE INTERNS AWAY 😊”
“.....yes sir......”
“Okay, good, you are dismissed.”
**END OF FLASHBACK**
Just remembering it makes me even more annoyed at how I'm being misunderstood.
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........
........
*DEEP INHALE*
“OK, SO I DO ADMIT THAT DRINKING POISON AND THEN INJECTING THE ANTI-VENOM VAX IN FRONT OF THE PERSON MIGHT SHOCK THEM. SORRY ABOUT THAT.
BUT I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THE OTHER FOUR!!!!!
THE FIRST ONE MADE THE MISTAKE OF PUTTING HALLUCINOGENS IN HIS COFFEE, BUT USED A BORROWED CUP. MY CUP.
THE 2ND AND 3RD LITERALLY KNEW I WAS WORKING OVERTIME AND RAN OUT OF THE BUILDING LIKE SCREAMING CHICKENS. HOW IS THAT EVEN MY FAULT?
AND THE 4TH.......
OK, SO MAYBE I DID HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH SCARING THEM BUT I DIDN'T INTENTIONALLY DO IT!!!! RAAAARRRRRRHHHH!!!”
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