The Purge - A Countryhumans Book

Chapter 1

America POV:

Bored. VERY bored. EU and UN were busy talking about global warming, and since I already knew it, I didn't want to listen in.

"And since America and China were a big cause of pollution..."

EU's voice drawled on and soon became only a whisper to my ears as I spaced out.

<Timeskip>

UN clapped his hands, signaling the end of the world meeting. 

'Finally!' I thought, walking towards the exit.

"Washington, America! Where do you think you are going?" NATO stepped in my way.

"Home?" I answered, making it clear that I wanted to get out of here.

"Didn't you hear what EU said? He said you had to make at least a small friendship with a group of countries."

I exasperatedly sighed loudly. "Fine."

I turned around to see Russia, Poland, China, Germany, and the Rice Gang (Philippines, Malaysia, and Indonesia).

"But I'm already friends with them!" I protested.

Russia scoffed. "Сука, кажется, ты забыла меня и Китай."

I looked at her direction. "Ahem, but none of us know Russian here."

"I do!" Phil spoke up.

"Then do translate."

"She said, 'Bitch, I think you forgot me and China.'"

Even Russia looked surprised.

I glared at her. "Don't call me a bitch."

"Then don't be a bitch."

The rest of the countries snickered.

EU and UN reentered the meeting room and looked at us. 

"I heard some cursing. Everything alrigh- Germany, the fuck?" EU stopped when he saw Germany playing ping-pong with Poland.

"Ah, sir, we're just playing ping-pong, America was betting on Poland and Russia on me, and I won, so they started swearing." She stated casually.

We all spun around. Germany and Poland were indeed playing ping-pong.

"Germany the hel-" I covered Russia's mouth and casted a warning glance at her. She understood.

EU and UN could not know that we had no idea that they were playing ping-pong.

The two organizations left the room and I dropped my hand from Russia's mouth. 

Malaysia started commentating the ping-pong match.

"And Germany scores, 4 - 3, Poland, get your guard up!"

Indonesia and Philia were watching some k-drama on their phones. 

Me and Russia were watching, with nothing to do in the world. So I talked to her.

"So uhm...how's life?"

Russia POV:

As I stood there with Washington beside me, I felt bored.

Out of the blue, he asked me, "So uhm...how's life?"

"Okay." I said.

China then walked over to us, sent a smile to me, and started talking to America about some world affairs.

A/N: in this book, China and America actually get along.

I took out my phone and began playing Mobile Legends, a game suggested by my dear old bestie, Philia.