The dad stood there in awe. His wife just got fucked by the Cat in the Hat.
"MOTHER WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Screamed Father.
Mother stood up. She was SUPER SOAKED. She was at a loss for words.
Her husband just saw her get absolutely railed. She was so worried he was gonna kill her, but what he said had her shocked.
"Mother, honestly, I don't blame you. The Cat in the Hat has saucy goodness."
"Father, how would you know what saucy goodness is?"
"Well..." father stumbled, "MY PRONOUNS ARE U S A 🦅 🇺🇸 AND I LOVE MEN. ME AND THE GRINCH AND CAT IN THE HAT DO IT EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT‼️‼️‼️"
"WHAT???? I WILL NOT HAVE A GAY MAN IN MY HOUSE- I HATE THAT LIFE STYLE"
"FINE" Father walked out and smacked the cat in the hat's ass. He walked over to the Grinch's house and whipped out his fat dick. Mother was so shook she passed out.
Some time later, she woke up. She sat up and looked across the street. She saw the most BEAUTIFUL woman, and suddenly- she was soaked again.
