Math

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Tony:
"Oh honey! Come and see this equation!" "Tony, are you gonna let me go back sleep if I come down to see it?" "Of course." You came down the stairs and stared at this math equation, "What's this? Egyptian? Greek? Mesopotamian?" "No honey, it's, it's uh, Fermat's Last Theorem." "What's that?" "It's a really complicated math question and it's important..." "What's a Fermat's Last Theorem? Can I eat it? Can I play it? Can I use it? No? Then why do I need it?" "Uh..."
Steve:
"Oh Steve! I'm having a headache!" "What's wrong? Do you need to go to Banner? Or a hospital? Actually let JARVIS scan you first to see what's wrong." "No, it's this approximation population growth in Iraq." "Exactly how'd you do that?" "I have no idea..." "(Y/n)?" "Yes?" "You know we're in Avengers Tower right?" "Yes?" "You can just ask JARVIS." "Oh my god, you're right! Love you Steve!" You left the room and left Steve there alone. He was expecting at least a hug or a kiss.
Clint:
"Hi birdy, you wanna help me with something?" "Sure, what is it?" "It's math..." "Zzz..." "What's 55% of 29301?" "Zzz..." "What is 28 times 38?" "Zzz..." "What's 49+383?" "Zzz..." "Clint are you even listening?" "What? Oh yea, yes I am." "What's 1+1 then?" "Zzz..." "Clint!" "Huh? Oh right... I'm sorry (y/n), I have this sleeping thing when it comes with math..." "Why?" "I don't know, it's math." "Fine, one last question... Do you love me?" "That's for certain. I'll always answer that." "So you don't have this peak, you made it up..." you raise an eyebrow. "Ahaha... Zzz..."
Thor:
"Hello Lady (y/n), what are you working on?" "I'm working on this majestic, mysterious, amazingly challenging math problem, you know, for my doctor degree." "Oh, let me help you my lady!" Thor took the paper and is so enthusiastic, "What's this thing?" "Um... it's math Thor." "Math? This is the problem you've being thinking for so long?" "You know how to do it?" "Um... LOKI I need you!" "Shut up Thor!"
Bucky:
"Hi Bucky, what ya doing?" "..." "Huh?" You take a closer look and saw Bucky asleep with a tab on his stomach. You picked it up and saw it said: five ways to help you with algebra problems! "Um... let me just get a blanket," you mumbled while getting a blanket for Bucky. A few minutes later Tony called, "Hi Buck, how's the math doing?" "He's sleeping Tony. What did you do to him?" "Nothing, ahaha. BYE!"
Bruce:
"I know you're smart Bruce, so why do you need me to help you with this thing? My self-ego is already low around you." "I'm sorry (y/n), I didn't mean to make you feel that way..." "Is this the problem you don't know how to solve?" "Yes why?" "Well, isn't it like, x=49?" "How did you do that?" "Well, Bruce, sweetheart, you added those two numbers wrong..." "..."
Pietro:
"Wanda? Wanda~ Wanda!" Huh, looks like nobody's home, you think. "Well, it's time to look what Pietro's bedroom is like." You sneaked into the room and is surprised by how neat it is. Then you found a pile of paper on his desk, you thought it's Avengers notes so you looked at it. "Pietro actually does math? Now? What?" When Wanda returned, you learned that Tony can't stand how Hammer insulted the Avengers of no college degree so he forced all Avengers besides himself into one of MIT or Harvard. "Wow... That's... nice?"

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