Avengers Preferences

Weird Dreams

Steve:
"(Y/n)?! Where are you?" Steve shouted. "I'm every where, Cap. But you'll never find me." "What do you mean?" "Look up." Steve looked up and saw you. "Here you are, I was looking..." Slowly, you starts to shine and eventually- "Loki? Where's (y/n)? What'd you do to her!" "I am (y/n), Cap." "NOOOOO!" "Steve, are you ok? Steve! I'm here!" You looked worried. "Are you (y/n)?" "Of course, who else would I be?" "I dreamed that you became Loki." "Ops..." "Ahhhhhh!" "^~^ it's a joke Steve."
Tony:
"Hello Jarvis, where's my computer?" "Coming sir." "Jarvis? Why do you sound... Not male and robotic?" "Because I'm not a robot sir." "Um..." "Sir, please sit while I bring a gun." "What for?" "To kill (y/n) of course, I had enough of jealous." "No! Don't you dare!" "I stabbed her though." "NOOOO! (Y/n)?" "Tony, wake up, you're late for your meeting. Oh god Pepper's going to kill me." "..."
Scott:
"I'm an ant! Omg this is so exciting?" Scott looked up, "why are there shoes? Ahhhhh!" A heel was coming down but Scott doges it. "(Y/n)? Stop walking!" He doges to another place. "Ahhhh! Ants!!!" ""(Y/n)! It's me, Scott! (Y/n)!(Y/n)! (Y/n)! (Y/n)! Stop!" "AHHH THE ANT CAN TALK!!!" "No stop! Stop or I'll die!" "OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!" "..."
Pietro:
"Honey? What are you doing?" Pietro looked at you. "I... Don't... Know!!!" You were running everywhere, with Pietro's super speed. "I... Can't... Stop my... Self!" "You have my speed though." "I... Don't... Care..." "Let me help you," Pietro tried to run towards you, but he failed. As he's trying again, you hit him, "Sorry! Didn't mean... It!" He looked at you surprisedly, "How'd it feel to be me?" "Not good!"
Bruce:
"HULK! LOVES! CANDY!" What happened? Bruce thought, he's alright, then where did the hulk came from? "PUNNY GOD!" The Hulk pointed at Loki. "Relax Hulky, it's alright." "(Y/n)?" "Who are you?" "I'm Bruce (y/n), Bruce Banner. Don't you know me?" "Who's Bruce Banner?" You asked Tony. "Don't know. Jarvis?" "Sir, Mr. Banner is unrecognizable." "(Y/n), it's not funny. I'm Bruce, the Hulk." "Nonsense. The hulk is Ecurb Rennab." "Gahh jskcjekclakckwkx!"
Clint:
"Oh my, honey, are you alright?" "Of course I am." "I'm sorry who are you?" You looked at Clint. "Clint, why? Don't you remember your boyfriend?" He winked. "(Y/n)? Who's this guy?" Clint glanced over and saw Oliver Queen. "Arrow?! What'd you do to my girlfriend?" "She's mine. Bird brain." "Oh that's enough!" Clint took out an arrow and shot Oliver. "Olly! No!" You pushed him aside. "(Y/n)! Are you alright?" Both asked. "Who are you and what are you doing?! You almost killed him! And for matter of fact, I don't know you at all!"
Thor:
"Thor Lafurson, you have found guilty of destroying NY. What's your argument?" Odin looked at him. "What? Father, I did not..." "Nonsense, Hemidall saw what you did, the Avengers, Midgardians..." "I was saving it from Loki!" "Your brother did nothing but stop you!" "He's not my brother. I'm very disappointed father," Loki shakes his head. "Loki, brother, what are they talking about?" "Don't lie to us! YOU destroyed the bifrost, YOU destroyed NY and New Mexico! YOU harmed (y/n)!" Loki shouted. "I did no such thing!" "SHUT UP!"
Bucky:
"Steve! Give me your shield!" Bucky yelled. Wait, where am I? I was sleeping. "Bucky! Hold my hands!" This sounds very familiar. "Bucky! Come on!" He stretched his hand to Steve. To Bucky's surprise, his metal arm wasn't here. "Steve? Where the hell am I?" "We're on the train to catch Zola!" Steve pulled Bucky up. Zola? Who the heck is... Oh... Him. Wait, that means I'll never meet (y/n)! "Steve?" "Yea?" "I'm sorry." "What for?" Bucky jumped off the train.