𝙵𝚊𝚜𝚝𝙵𝚘𝚘𝚍 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚔

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Kyle Broflovski

Junior year of highschool, the best time to get a job don't you think? Well Shella broflovski definitely thought so....

"Kyle it's about time you get a job, don't you think?" Kyle dropped his toast on the ground,"oh now look at what you've done! I've just got done cleaning the floor! Now you have butter all over it.." Kyle blinked, and noticed what he did. He picked up the toast and cleaned the floor.

"why would I need a job now?? I have all of my Junior year mom.. this is just the beginning too!" Shella sighed at Kyle and shook her head,"But Kyle all you ever do is sit around the house and play video games with Stan!" She yelled slightly at him.

He rolled his eyes and got up, throwing the napkin and toast away, "Dont you dare roll your eyes at me young man!" She said eyeing him.

Kyle sighed walking out the kitchen and grabbing his backpack next to the couch, he walked out the door, "We will talk about this after school Kyle!" Shella yelled out to him, Kyle walked a bit faster.

He eventually reached the bus stop, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman waiting there,"Hey dude whats up with you?" Stan asked, waving at Kyle as the ginger boy walked closer to the group,"My mom wants me to get a job." Kyle said annoyed.

"Woah that's weird you too? My mom also said the same thing! And Cartman's mom too, I don't know bout Kenny though." Stan explained. Kenny mumble something along the lines of he'll get a job too if they do.

Kyle shrugged,"They probably talked to each other about this." Cartman crossed his arms,"It's all khals mems fault! Your mom probably brainwashed our mems!" Cartman pointed a finger at kyles chest pushing him slightly. Kyle scoffed and pushed his glasses up with one finger then crossing his arms, like Cartman once did.

"Oh please fatass my mom did not brainwash your moms." Kyle rolled his eyes,"Whatever you stinkin Jew!" Cartman yelled at him. Kyle blankly looked at him.

The bus arrived. The group got on heading to their seats, not that they were assigned, people just seemed to know where to go after a while.

Kyle sat with Stan,"I just don't understand. We have all of junior year and senior! Why would we need a job now?"

Stan nodded and thought about what Kyle said. He didn't believe he needed a job either. With all the weed chores he does at home, he didn't think he needed more stuff on his plate! Not to mention he was struggling to maintain his relationship with Wendy.

At school Kyle entered with his group. Walking in the halls they all heard that most of the kids parents where also asking them to get jobs! Well most of the Juniors at least.

He reached his first period, and sat down. On the left of him was Craig and the right was Heidi. Kyle leaned towards Craig.

"Psstt Craig"

"craigggg"

"Crai-"

"What do you want Kyle." Craig snapped at Kyle annoyed. Kyle looked at him and chuckled nervously, "Did your parents also want you to get a job?" Craig rolled his eyes,"yea, They asked my sister too, I don't fucking know what's going on. Tweeks parents also told him to get a job,

Which is weird because he worked at tweaks coffee bros. I think the fast food places have some sort of shortage of employees, Who fucking knows"

Craig shrugged and turned away from him, going back to speaking to his twitching boyfriend.

Heidi looked at Kyle and spoke up, "Um the girls also have to get jobs! I heard McDonald's and Burger Jews have a shortage on employees. And when I mean shortage I mean none!

Me and the girls figured out where all there employees went! They went to the new mall that was open last Sunday. But we don't know why our parents have been forcing us to get a job. It's like someones brainwashing them!"

Kyle rubbed his chin and nodded,"yea this is weird as hell... "

The bell rang and the teacher came in, everyone quite down.

At lunch everyone sat at their tables with their groups, Stan's group sat together, Kyle spoke up.

"Guys so I heard from Heidi that McDonald's and bur-" Kyle was cut off with Cartman, "Of course you go and talk with my ex!" Kyle yelled back, "Oh come on Cartman I don't want Heidi! And also you guys dated in elementary school get over it!"

Cartman mumbled to himself. Something about how he's a stupid fucking Jew. Kyle scoffed and continued what he was saying,"anyways so they have been losing employees due to the new mall that opened. But she doesn't know why our parents have been asking us to get a job tho .."

"Some weird shit right there" Kenny said stealing one of Cartmans Frys, "You poor asshole! Why'd you steal my fry kennyyyyy!!!" He yelled at him

"Not like you needed that fry... And it was only one fatass" Kenny narrowed his eyes at him, "AYE DON'T CALL ME FAT POOR ASS" Cartman yelled at him, then continued arguing back and forth.

Kyle rolled his eyes at them and Stan laughed at their idiotic bickering.

Stan marsh

Once Stan got to the farm he headed inside, his mom and dad were waiting for him in the kitchen, "Stan could you come into the kitchen please." He heard his mother call.

He huffed,rolled his eyes,and walked to the kitchen, "yea mom ..?" Sharon and Randy both motioned him to sit down, "Well?" Randy asked crossing his arms

"Well what?" Stan questioned, "Don't give me that attitude Stanley. Well where are you going to work?" Randy's tone a bit harsh then before.

Stan groaned,"I don't know!? You barely gave me any time! Plus I can't really think when I'm at school when they practically shove work into my hands!" He snapped. Stan got up from the table and rushed to his room slamming the door.

"Stanley!" Randy yelled and was about to go after him but Sharon stopped him,"I'll talk to him" she said

"but Sharonnnn" Randy whined, Sharon ignored him and headed towards Stan's room. Knocking on the door gently.

"Stan?" She called out softly,no response,"I'm coming in okay?" Opening the door slightly and seeing her son laying on his bed staring at his phone,his back facing her.

She came in the room fully and closed the door behind her, walking up to him and sitting on the end of  his bed. Stan looked up from his phone to look at her and shut the phone off. He sat up and sighed.

"I just don't understand why I need a job so bad! I already have so much on me. With the chores, sparky, school, Wendy, I just feel like it'll be a handful..." Stan explained to his mom.

Sharon nodded as her son spoke,"I get that Stan but we would all appreciate it if you at least try. Look how about this, you get a job at burger Jews and if it's too much you can quit." She smiled,"plus I heard Kyle and Wendy are gonna apply there"

Stan looked up at his mom and nodded,"I'll apply." Sharon hugged Stan. He hugged back, "Thank you Stan." She got up and left his room.

Stan got on his computer and pulled open the Burger Jews job application.

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End of protolog ^_^ !