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Fandom Insults(please show mercy)

Wizards(HP):

"Even a Flobberworm has more personality than you."

"You have the charm of a Blast-Ended Skrewt."

"You're slower than a troll in the dungeon."

"Your intelligence is on par with a Crumple-Horned Snorkack."

"You have the courage of a Slytherin in a Gryffindor common room."

"I've seen house elves with more self-respect."

"You'd get lost with a Marauder's Map and a compass."

"You're as trustworthy as Gilderoy Lockhart's memoirs."

"Even a Blast-Ended Skrewt is easier to get along with than you."

"Not even a dementor would kiss you"

Doctor Who:

"You're about as useful as a Dalek on stairs."

"Even a Weeping Angel moves faster than you."

"You have the wit of a Slitheen in a meeting."

"Your logic is more twisted than a timey-wimey ball."

"You're as annoying as a Cyberman with a squeaky joint."

"I've met Ood with better conversational skills."

"Your fashion sense is worse than the Sixth Doctor's coat."

"Even a Sontaran could figure that out quicker."

"You have the charm of a Silurian in a human rights rally.""

You're as welcome as a Zygon at a UNIT headquarters."

"You little dalek!"

"Noteven Jack Harkness would flirt with you!"

Divergents:

"You're about as useful as a factionless at a Choosing Ceremony."

"Even a Candor would lie to avoid talking to you."

"You have the bravery of a Dauntless in an Erudite library."

"I've met Amity with more fighting spirit."

"You're as subtle as a Dauntless initiation."

"Your logic is more twisted than an Erudite manifesto."

"You have the charm of a stiff in Dauntless training."

"Even a simulation serum couldn't make you interesting."

"You have the intelligence of a Dauntless after zip-lining."

"You're about as trustworthy as Jeanine Matthews."

"You pansycake!"

Tributes(THG):

"You're about as useful as a broken bow in the arena."

"Even Haymitch would stay sober to avoid you."

"I've seen mutts with better social skills."

"You're slower than a Capitol citizen in high heels."

"You have the charm of President Snow at a rebel rally."

"You're as clueless as a tribute without a mentor."

"I've met Avoxes with better conversation skills."

"Your survival instincts are about as sharp as a bread knife."

"You couldn't hit the broad side of a Cornucopia."

"Even a sponsor wouldn't waste a gift on you."

"Just go eat nightlock!".

Demigods(PJO):

"You're about as useful as a drachma in the mortal world."

"Even the Oracle couldn't predict how dumb that was."

"You're slower than a demigod on Monster Donut day."

"I've seen more intelligence in a Cyclops' eye."

"You have the charm of a Harpy on a bad hair day."

"Even Dionysus couldn't drink enough to deal with you."

"You're more clueless than Percy in a math class.

""You have the strategic mind of a demigod without Athena's blessing."

"I've met mortals with more heroic tendencies than you."

"If I had a drachma for every dumb thing you said, I'd be richer than Midas."

"Stupid Mortal"

Cobra Kai students:

"You have the grace of a Cobra Kai doing ballet."

"You have the discipline of Johnny Lawrence before joining Cobra Kai."

"You have the wisdom of Daniel before meeting Mr. Miyagi."

"You're as welcome as a Cobra Kai at Miyagi-Do."

"Even Hawk's mohawk has more attitude than you."

"Daniel could win a fight on his first day of karate over you."

"You're slower than Johnny fixing his old car."

"You have the focus of Johnny watching TV."

Star Warriors:

"You're about as useful as a moisture farmer on Hoth."

"Even a Womp Rat has better aim than you."

"You have the charm of a Wookiee with a toothache."

"You're slower than a Bantha in a sandstorm."

"Your logic is more twisted than a podrace on Malastare."

"You have the wit of a Gungan in a senate meeting."

"I've seen Jawas with better bargaining skills."

"You're as trustworthy as a Hutt at a smuggler's convention."

"You have the leadership skills of a battle droid."

"Even a Sarlacc would spit you out."

"You look like Jabra of the hut"