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9:23 a.m.
y/n HIII I saw you at the convenience store
kei hi huh? did you went to the store too?
y/n No i was just walking by then I saw your handsome face 🥰
kei enough Anyway how come I didn't see you??
y/n u were too busy to spare a glance at me looking all grumpy and focused on what to buy
kei oh ok I'm glad I didn't look at you
y/n WHAT WHY ohhh because by then you would've fallen inlove with me hey bro i know I'm charming but.. you don't have to fall for me😘
kei because if I looked at you that would have made my day much worser
y/n that is the most hurtful thing you've ever said to me ://////////
Tsukishima could only snicker on his phone while he texted her, absolutely enjoying the fact that he was making fun of her even though she was the one who brought him food last night.
kei I'm glad to know that
y/n UNBELIEVABLE anyway don't u have volleyball practice
kei it's sunday
y/n yeahhh but usually u guys were also practicing on weekends
kei coach said we deserve a 1-day break
y/n OHHHHH isn't ur coach nice🥰🥰🥰 you should be like that too
kei No
y/n BROOOO ARE U ALSO LIKE THAT TO UR TEAMMATES??
kei yes honestly i don't care whether I come off as rude or not, it's apart of communicating right?
y/n yeah but still what if u said something hurtful that u didn't even realize it was😞
kei oh their fault then
y/n THE HECK HOW IS IT THEIR FAULT
kei 👍
y/n RUDEE!!! read
10:49 a.m.
y/n hey I may not be a dentist, but I'll surely take care of that smile of yours
kei what the fuck
y/n Are you made of Fluorine, Iodine and Neon? Because you're so Fine
kei ?
y/n I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together
kei I can picture myself strangling u to death
y/n Are you a charged atom? because i got my ion you
kei what happened to "hello, good evening, hi, how are you"?
y/n I'm jealous of your phone, you're holding it instead of holding my hands
kei okay then
Tsukishima let out a slight chuckle on all of the pickup lines, thinking that it was somewhat hilarious because most of them were all probably from google, and some were the most stupidest pick up lines he'd ever heard.
He let out a sigh. Then, began typing on his phone with a slight snicker.
kei are you the sun?
y/n omg no why KSDJJDJ 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
kei because you're so hot
y/n WHAATTATSHSJDKSJDSJZ IS THIS REAL CHAT SHOULD I CLIP THIS
kei that I need you to stay 92,960,000 miles away from me
y/n ... okay that was uncalled for
kei had to stop u from saying any further corny pickup lines
y/n okay but still that was CRIMINAL I WAS JUST TRYING TO HIT ON U 😭😭😭😭
kei you're bad at it any man who'd receive those pick up lines from you would've been dying of laughter by now
y/n WOWWWWWWWWWWW I THINK MY PICK UP LINES WERE 100% AMAZING
kei yeah tell yourself that 99% of those are from google
y/n those were 100% original don't test me bro
kei yeah right keep telling that to yourselffff
y/n okay I'm gonna keep telling myself that Tsukishima secretly likes me but he's too shy to admit it 🥺
kei I'm not shy to admit that you're a complete bonehead
y/n OBVIOUSLY THE INSIDE OF MY HEAD IS A SKULL STUPID
kei I hate you
y/n oh so you hate me enemies to lovers then?? 😏😏😏
kei ??????? no
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chapter 004.
author's note: the pickup lines were indeed, all from google.
