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Matt - Taylor

Matt🤠
How do you kys the easiest way

Taylor
Riddle
Why are you terrorising my girlfriend about kys?

Matt🤠
Oh ffs not you

Taylor
Why are you kys
I mean you would do us a favour
But how come

Matt🤠
Okaythateactually fuckinf ude

Taylor
Maybe learn how to spell before slamming her phone

Matt🤠
Ha
You can't even spell
Fucker
I WANNA KMS BECAUSE I WANT TO

Taylor
Okay but why

Matt🤠
No you don't get to ask why
Give me my Taylor back

Taylor
Okay hold the fuck up cheater penis
She is my Taylor.
You tell me what the fuck you want and I'll think about waking her up from her peaceful nap

Matt🤠
She's having a peaceful nap???
AW

Taylor
what
Do you want

Matt🤠
I asked a girl out and got declined and I need Taylor's help to heal my broken heart.
Happy now?

Taylor
Yes I'm happy
Sorry I can't help
I've never been declined
My girlfriend loves me btw
have a good day

Matt🤠
You are fuckinf eude
Wake her up

Taylor
Never

Matt 🤠
Then I'm knocking on her door until she opens it

Taylor
If you so try knocking one time
I'll fucjing end you riddle
And I'm not kidding
Taylor needs a nap
You can have your cheater penis moment for yourself for one fucking hour

Matt🤠
Why she need a nap
Is she not sleeping?
Is she ok
Is it bad having you as a boyfriend

Taylor
No she told me she had a wanker to friend named Riddle so peace the fuck off

Matt🤠
Yk one time I called you my best friend

Taylor
Me too
Before I found out you crushed her heart

Matt🤠
Taylor forgave me

Taylor
It's my job not to forgive people she forgives
Get a life

Matt🤠
Fine fine
Tell her to text me when she wakes up

Taylor
Maybe
If she wants to
If she does
She does
If not
Womp

Matt🤠
UGH

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Draco -Theo

Draco

TheoWtfNot you too man

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Theo
Wtf
Not you too man

Draco
What's up

Theo
Taylor is sleeping

Draco
Okay.
But?

Theo
You are the reason I'm together with her

Draco
I am very aware
Thanks for noticing
I still haven't gotten flowers
Or a hug or
Even a fuckinf drink

Theo
Wanna go out
I'll buy you a beer

Draco
Is Tay coming

Theo
If I get to choose

Draco
do you lovey my cousin
Notty?

Theo
Oh pies off

Draco
A PIE OFF?
OMG

Theo
Piss off

Draco
Oh
Not ass fun.
Uh bring Taylor
I love Taylor

Theo
So do I.

Draco
Aha
IKNEW IT

Theo
Whatever whatever
Don't tell her
I want to be the one to tell her

Draco
Bro I'm not ducking dumb
Of.c

Theo
Thank you
Btw don't bring Mattheo

Draco
Why not
He could need a drink
Or 5

Theo
He's annoying af

Draco
You're just secretly jealous because he is Taylor's ex

Theo
I'm def not jealous over a cheating wanker

Draco
Sure love
I'll bring him
He'll behave

Theo
How you know???

Draco
Easy I tape his mouth
And have him on a leash

Theo
Please
I'll pay you

Draco
Wake her up
I'll see you in an hour
The bar!

Theo
sure

Draco
is she cute

Theo
FUCKINF ADORABLE BRO

Draco
ha simp

Theo
die.

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