I love my big boy
I call him that
Cuz he's real fat
My buddy
Is real funny
He hides underneath my bed
But he can't get out
Because he's overfed
I love my fat cat
I'd never trade him for a hat
Sleepy boy
Never plays with toys
He dissapears
Where he goes I don't know
But he always comes back fatter
The neighbors better stop feeding him platters!
