Chapter 8

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"Johnathan?" Someone called. "Johnathan Schlatt? Are you awake?" Schlatt's eyes slowly opened. "Eh.... M- McDonalds?" he responded. Tommy immediately cracked up laughing. "What day is it?" he slowly asked. "It's the next day, you've been knocked out for 26 hours." the nurse said. "What happened?" "Your friends tell me you fell and hit your head." the nurse replied. Schlatt then remembered what happened. "That's not true!" he said looking over at Minx. "She hit me over the head with a baseball bat!" he exclaimed pointing to her. The nurse looked over at Minx raising an eyebrow. "Nurse that's not true! He probably has amnesia he just woke up he doesn't know what he's talking about!" Minx said trying to get away with it. Surprisingly the nurse bought it. Schlatt got up and was ready to leave the hospital. "Where do you want to go now, big man?" Tommy asked him. "McDonald's!" Schlatt replied. "Ok to McDonald's we go." •
      •When they got there they all pitched in ordering everything off the dollar menu and Schlatt ordered a happy meal. They all sat in a booth. Minx sat next to Schlatt. "Sorry I did that to you." she said. Then she fed Schlatt one of chicken McNuggets. Schlatt's pupils widened as the crispness of the chicken McNugget hit the back of his tongue. The chemicals from the McNugget got to his head, "It's okay Minx! I love you!" Minx blushed and awwww-ed and fed him the rest of the chicken McNuggets. Then she shoved his whole entire hamburger happy meal down his throat. "What the hell his going on?" Zach asked in pure confusion. Then Tommy started choking on his french fries. "THEY'RE CALLED CHIPS!" he screamed. "I'm so depressed why don't they have cereal at McDonalds?" Jack asked about to cry. "Jack! It is McDonalds, either you buy the meat, or go vegan and get out of here!" Corbyn explained to him. Tommy was sitting closest to the window and needed to get out to grab some ketchup. But Ryleigh and Danny wouldn't move out for him. So he crawled across the table and stepped on everyone's food. "At least my McFlurry is alright." Ryleigh said. Tommy walked up to the front counter and asked, "Can I have a few packets of ketchup?" The hispanic woman nodded and dumped the whole entire bin of ketchup in his hands. "Oh god, thank you so much!" he said. Then he ran out the door and never came back.•

•Nothing much happened that day so let's skip to the next day•

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