Now that I'm no longer a tiny lad I'm no longer in elementary School so I'm gonna share the most memorable times
Story 1: so I was a fucking demon in grade 4 so once I got my art class evacuated over sugar snap peas so during normal class they gave us sugar snap peas and we went to art and I was eating and "Mr'fruit" asked me to put them away so i put them in my pocket and he told me to put them in my backpack or throw them away and i just sat there
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nd he told the class to get up and they all went in the corner then the principal came in and tried to take me to the office but I didn't move so he told the office to call the cops ofc my ass got tf up so yea that's wuz crazy
Story 2: so I also got a bus evacuated I can't remember exactly what happened but I think I hit someone and they tried to get me to go to the office but I stayed still like the stubborn bitch I was and everyone had to get off the bus the principal came and took me to the office tho
Story 3: ok so these are some crazy ass things I did so number one I dated the sped kid but I didn't know she was sped and we kissed ummm yea we ended up breaking up umm number two I had a crush on the MF who liked almost every boy umm once I drew a dick on the window of the bus bc it was foggy I almost got banned from the next field trip cuz the teacher saw me and my BFF and some kid always played with the kinetic sand and made them in to balls and chanted "BALLS BIG BALLS LETS MAKE BIG BALLS" and the first day as a new student at that school my BFF who I didn't know was my childhood friend and future BFF said to the class "I'm Mikel Theodore mouse and simply I'm a bohha oh wahha" that was out inside joke ever since ahh I miss those times we had this dance where we would but my BFFS (their name is waffl) evee hat over our eyes and do this stupid thing with out arms we called it the evee dance once i stood up at lunch and did it
