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character sheet <3
finney ; malewhore 🫶, ekitten
bruce ; beauty 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨, ewhore
griffin ; billys wife 💗, ebabygirl

skittle sluts:

ewhore:
ok so who did it

ekitten:
who did what

ewhore:
who ever did it knows what im talking about.

ebabygirl:
none of us know what ur talking about...

ewhore:
who stole my limited edition cookies.

ebabygirl:
ouh...those was urs??
my bad gangy 😣

ewhore:
ok
ok
ok ok
watch me find u
u fat funky furry

ebabygirl:
WHO are u talking to..

ewhore:
um YOU?
U ATE MY FREAKING LIMITED EDITION COOKIES

ebabygirl:
ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS

ewhore:
THEIR LIMITED EDITION U BIBBLE WANNABE
LIMITED EDITION
I WONT BE ABLE TO GET THEM ANYMORE
CAUSE UR BIG SELF ALWAYS WANNA EAT.

ebabygirl:
NO I DONTV???
I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THEY WERE URS

ewhore:
IF U DIDNT KNOW WHOS STUFF IT WAS
DONT EAT IT.

ekitten:
what the flip is going on

ewhore:
be quiet finn.

ekitten:
I LITERALLY DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING??

ewhore:
BOOM.
UR TALKING NOW.
SHUT UP

ekitten:
FINISH ARGUING WITH GRIFF I LIT DIDNT DO ANYTHING
DONT TAKE THIS ANGER OUT ON ME HUST GO BUY MORE BEFORE ALL OF THEM ARE GONE

ebabygirl:
RIGHT??
LIKE COME ON NOW

ewhore:
ok
ok
ok ok okay
u guys should die

ebabygirl:
u first

ekitten:
so u talking to griffin or me cause this is nawt my problem

ewhore:
BOTH OF U

ekitten:
NUH UH I DIDNT DO ANYTHING
U SHOULD BE SHITTING ON GRIFFIN
ISNT GRIFFIN THE ONE WHO ATE UR COOKIES

ebabygirl:
isnt ur mother dead

ewhore:
oh! 😁

ekitten:
didnt u get scoliosis from backbending?
righhhttt..

ewhore:
BE QUIET THIS IS NAWT ABOUT U GUYS ITS ABOUT MY COOKIES

ekitten:
to be real how did griffin even get in contact with ur cookies..

ewhore:
his back isnt just big from scoliosis
he can find a way im sure

ebabygirl:
JUST BUY UR FREAKIN NASTY COOKIES AGAIN BEFORE THE LIMITED EDITION ONES ARE SOLD OUT

ewhore:
THEY ARE SOLD OUT.

ebabygirl:
oh...
womp womp

ewhore:
ok
watch me pop ur big ass back into place again next time i see u
come outside griff we nawt gon jump yew

ebabygirl:
WE?
who else w you

ewhore:
finn,,,
u lit just told him his mama is dead

ebabygirl:
she IS dead
its nawt my fault shes 6 feet under
LITERALLY

ekitten:
ok griffin buckaroo
u and ur scoliosis can BOTH square up
back so freaking out of place i bet it can shapeshift
the freak

ebabygirl:
STOP TALKINF ABOUT MY BACK

ekitten:
ur back is talking to us

ewhore:
OUH..
HELP?

ekitten:
thats what his fucking back is screaming rn
barking AND yelling for help

ewhore:
this is insane..
griffin i still wanna fight
my cookies probably went to ur back

ebabygirl:
ENOUGH.
ENOUGH ABOUT MY BACK
this is EXACTLY why im homophobic

ewhore:
didnt u go on a date with billy or..

ebabygirl:
No.

ewhore:
this level of delusion is not okay griffin
get help

ebabygirl:
i dont need help

ekitten:
CLEARLY you do but whatever..
omg speaking of billy...

ewhore:
no shut up

ekitten:
u first rat

ewhore:
man wtf 😕

ekitten:
anyway did u SEE the way robin looked while walking with billy LAWWWDDD

ewhore:
lowkey rhink we should switch usernames cause....

ekitten:
im NOT a whore u overgrown daddy pig belly hoe

ewhore:
you LOWKEY are..

ebabygirl:
both of yall are dumb

ewhore:
and u ARE still getting beat.

ebabygirl:
man..😕

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