A pathological love story

The Brainrot: Chapter 2

One day, Daniil woke up drenched in hot sweat after another unpleasant dream.
This time, in this awful dream, was a giant cow, that sprayed milk out of it's humongous tits. Daniil didn't know what to think of this dream. But this time, at least, he didn't get a boner.

It was about time, he thought, that he got over the horny dreams and instead move onto the horny dreamer herself, Zsofesz.

Thankfully, she was just below his window when he looked out to search for her.

'Hey.' said Daniil. It may seem easy to start a conversation, but for Daniil, this was truly swashbuckling. He really put his whole buttock into it.

'Oh hiya!' said Zsofesz, smiling up at Daniil. Maybe this won't be as hard as he thought it would be... I mean, what could go wrong?

'What are you looking at?' Daniil asked and stuck his head out only to see a giant spider above his window. A spider very similar to the one he'd seen in one of his dreams.

'What the fuck? How did this thing get here?' Daniil panicked. (Oh, i forgot to mention he is scared of spiders... whatever...)
He was deadly afraid of spiders, so afraid, so absolutely scared, that when a stream of hot piss started soaking his pants, he didn't even flinch. He just let out a sigh, not even bothering to look down. But Zsofesz did.

'Sorry.' said Daniil, unfazed.

'Ah don't worry about it, i already pissed myself too...' Zsofesz looked up shyly and smiled.

And in that moment, Daniil's heartbeat skyrocketed so high, he almost went into cardiac arrest. All of his mean thoughts about Zsofesz had dissapeared. He's never seen a girl so, open, about pissing themselves. She truly was a miracle.

Love really is blind. Especially if were talking about piss stains and huge boners. Zsofesz never seemed to care about Daniil's weirdness or any of his accidents, which made Daniil fall for her even more.
And for the record Daniil did not mind hers either.

'O-Oh, god. Uh, do you, wanna come inside and clean yourself up?' Daniil asked as his heartbeat spiked.

'Oh, well, that'd be nice.' Zsofesz shrugged and made her way to the front door.

As Daniil opened the door for her, he realized, as they were finally on the same level of ground, just how short Zsofesz really was compared to him.
Well lots of things were short compared to him but you know...

'Heh...' Zsofesz laughed quietly, her eyes filled with anticipation.

Daniil, after staring for a little too long and trying to ignore her gaze, gestured her inside, then took her to the bathroom.

'Hm, interesting bathroom... What are these stains on the walls?' asked Zsofesz.

Dang it, Daniil thought to himself. He forgot to clean up the dried cum stains off the walls. May he be damned.

'Oh, uh, nothing! Don't worry about them. Here.' Daniil said nervously as he handed her a towel.

'Um, what's this for? ' and Zsofesz's finger was pointing up again.

'Wha- What do you mean what for? I got you this towel to clean yourself up...' Daniil looked at her bewildered.

'Oh no, i don't really clean it up I just let it dry in the sun.' She chuckled then let out a not-so-innocent smile. 'I thought this was just an excuse to invite me in.' And Daniil looked at her absolutely dumbfounded.

Okay, what the hell? How did she even know that? Is she psychic? Or was it just her autism? She's much more complex than Daniil had thought.

'Heh, that's... funny.' Yeah, mostly 'cause it's fucking true. 'But no.'

'Aw dang it...' Zsofesz murmured to herself.

'Did you say something? ' Daniil asked.

'Um, me? Nuh Uh!' Zsofesz chanted and and put down the towel.

'So, are you not even gonna clean yourself up? '

'Nope! Are you? ' And she raised an eyebrow at Daniil like a true gigachad.

But Daniil got lost in his damned thoughts again. He could've said yes to her, he could've even made it sound flirty. But that's not him.
He's just a sore loser that, even though he's supposed to be a bachelor, cannot rizz up a single person.
What a failure.

'Oh, I'm sorry, what?' He's so lost. He should just give up and swan dive off of a helicopter complitely naked, onto the middle of the Russian steppe and get crushed into a European pancake.

'Nothing... I think I'm just gonna leave. Bai!' Zsofesz waved and she was already out of the bathroom.

Daniil's heart skipped a beat and he snapped back into reality. Yet he wasn't even thinking when he reached out to grab her.

'Wait! ... stay.'