Simple Potter- A HP fanfic

saltwater and sunburns

Hogwart hoes

rains: omg guys! now that
it's summer i have an idea!

mione: oh goodness what
now?

rains: i'm going to pretend
you're very excited to hear
what i have to say

pottah: i'm excited to hear
what you have to say?

rains: thank you harold,
i love you ❤️

pottah: i <3 u too rains
ronald: omg go get your
own room you weirdos

rains: it's okay ron we all
know you want to peice of
Hermione over there ;)

mione; excuse me?
ronald: what?! no i
do not!
mione: excuse me again?!
i am a catch 😤

rains: yes you are hotty!

mione: thank you pookie

rains: ofc pookie <3 i
am your biggest fan

mione: i LOVE you so much!
you are my other half

rains: are you a broom?

mione: maybe? 😏

rains: because you sweep me
off my feet sexy 😏

mione: 😏😏
ron: what have i just witnessed?
freddy: can i get the past
20 seconds of my life back?
cho: i do not know what
just happened but i want
in on it 😏

rains: ofc pookie 😏

mione: anything for you 😏
pottah: OKAY LETS NOT
rains what were you gonna say
before um... all that

rains: rightttt
well my parents have offered to
rent out a beach house for
everyone to come and hang out
and all of you are invited!

dramaqueen: a beach house?
that's your idea of a vacation?

rains: ur not invited

Dramaqueen: you said everyone tho?
that included me peasant

rains: you can come but i make
no promises that you won't have
to sleep on the floor

Draco: please i'm not coming
to your distasteful idea of a
vacation. I am going to my
house in cancun.

rains: L

Dramaqueen: why do people
keep sending me L's! What does
that mean??

rains: guess you'll never know 🤷‍♀️

mione: L
rons: LLLLLLL
pottah: guys let's be nice... L
freddy: L means likable Draco!
georgey: yep 😈
Dramaqueen: u cannot trick me
that easily fools.

rains: ok

rains kicked dramaqueen from the chat