Simple Potter- A HP fanfic

Umbitch

Hogwarts Hoe's

Hermitcrab: Alright whos
this crusty ass bitch? And why
the fuck is she trying to look
like Georgina from Mean girls?
Ronnie: And it's not even a
Wednesday too!

Rainonme: I want
to murder her

Hermitcrab: Not yet,
we need to make a plan and
then murder her.
Ronnie: Who is this Mione and
how can I get her to stay?

Rainonme: You
can't. She's a once in a
lifetime deal.
You only get her once 😢

Ronnie: Damn, I was
really looking forward
to hanging with this Hermione😔
Rainonme:
Me too. Me too😔

Mione: Now whats this pink
blob up too! Can't she just sit
her squibly pink ass down and shut
her stupied mouth!!!!!!!

Rainonme:
I don't think she
knows how?

blaisebikini: I want
to punch her in the face
theodore: Same!!
Freddie: George and I were
thinking about all the
pranks we could pull on this toad.
Gerogewashington: Yes, it
is going to be great!

Rainonme: I am in

Hermitcrab: Same.
I'm still planning
the murder though

Rainonme: Oh me too.

Potty: Ray? Is my contact
name seriously still 'Potty'?!
Mine for you is 'Love'! Thats
not fair!

Rainonme: Fine. I'll
change it. I've been meaning
to change a lot of my contact
names anyways.

chochangedme:
Please change mine.
Please.
cedrickroll: If anything
change mine!
Hermitcrab: Your not named
HERMIT FUCKING CRAB!
Ronnie: Did Mione just....
curse?
Hermitcrab: Yeah. So?

Rainonme: Okay
looks like everyones name
needs to be changed aparently.
Whos happy with their name?

Nev: I mean mines okay.
Its just Nev.
Luna: Mines good to!
Potty: Why do they get nonshitty
nicknames?!

Rainonme:
Becasue... I don't know.

Potty: Sureee

Rainonme: Anywaysss
I'll change your nicknames now

Potty: Thank you!!!

Rainonme changed Potty to hubby
Nev to herb master
Luna to future weasley
hermitcrab to mione
Ronnie to ginger ale
gin to guinea
Enzoned to wallnut
freddy to fredo
georgewashinton to washington
blasiebikini to bikini
theodore to chicken stealer
chicken stealer to scrappy
bean to deanie
seaupee to seamusty
purple💜 to lav
pav to pov
chochangedme to chewy
cedrickroll to chedder
oliver to captain
lee to lows
angelina to angry
katie to kitkat

angry: What. The. Fuck
kitkat: This is why I don't
go on this chat
chewy: I asked for a decent
nickname not for a NAME THAT
SIGNIFIES A TYPE OF FOOD!
chedder: At least your not food
wallnut: Yeah!
kitkat: I hear you on that one
herdmaster: Hey! I liked my
nickname!
hubby: I like my nickname😌
mione: Of course you do.
Thanks Rains btw I like mine
much better
Ginger ale: I'm sure you do.
Why am I a drink? You could
have at least done butterbeer?
Thats orange right?