Castiel: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Dean: ... Your what?
Castiel: My friends.
Sam: Are they saying "friends"?
Jack: I think they're being sarcastic.
Crowley: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Castiel! All of your friends are in this room.
Castiel: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.
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Supernatural crack - Mostly Castiel
FanfictionOneshots / incorrect quotes including SPN characters -- but mostly my love , Cas.
