ZombieCore: the Musical

Act One, Scene Five

(Deserted town, with an exception of a lively club. DARK SILENCERS enter.)

TIFFY:

This is Empty Alley?

MIKE:

Yep. Wanna go right in?

PETER:

Not like we have a choice. Let's go in.

TIFFY:

Mike, can you and Russ watch for any zombies nearby?

RUSS:

Sure thing. We'll yell if we need to.

TIFFY:

Great. Well Leon, better get your flirting on.

LEON:

Shut up.

(All but MIKE and RUSS enter the club.)

DIANE:

(looking around) What are these people doing?

SUSSIE:

. . . You've never been dancing before?

DIANE:

No.

SUSSIE:

Well, now I have no choice but to show you how to dance. Come on, bitch.

DIANE:

I'm not your bitch.

SUSSIE:

Well, you're mine tonight. Let's go. (grabs DIANE'S hand)

DIANE:

(to LEON) Do I have to?

LEON:

(chuckles) You know her. You can't really change her mind.

DIANE:

(quietly) Okay.

(Cue intro of "War Child")

TIFFY:

What's that noise?

PETER:

I think it's Russ outside.

DIANE:

Yes! Distraction!

RUSS:

Guys! Zombie horde! We're going to need to get rid of them, like now!

TIFFY:

(to PETER) Get ready to sing.

PETER:

What, again?

TIFFY:

Yep!

(Some zombies enter the club through the back. The DARK SILENCERS start moving people away and fighting them. RUSS and MIKE start singing as they fight off the zombies in the streets.)

RUSS AND MIKE:

I like to get my fucking fade on
I'm feeling sexy, I'm like "ooh"
Then haters try to get they hate on
But I'm too sexy, I'm like "ooh"

SUSSIE:

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like

DIANE: