(Woods. The DARK SILENCERS enter from stage right.)
SUSSIE:
Man, what happened last night? I heard a lot of splattering and singing.
LEON:
Most likely the others leaving us out of the fun.
MIKE:
Fun? I was stuck having to deal with Russ.
RUSS:
I thought you were a teddy bear.
MIKE:
You whisper weird things to stuffed animals?
RUSS:
A teddy bear that acts like a therapist?
MIKE:
The next time we sleep, I'm not letting you snuggle up next to me.
RUSS:
Who says I snuggle?
MIKE:
Whoever defined it as "wrapping all limbs around one person".
RUSS:
I don't do that!
MIKE:
Tiffy, does Russ snuggle?
TIFFY:
You do, Russ. There's no doubt about it.
RUSS:
You haven't seen me, have you?
TIFFY:
No. We all suffered from sleeping next to you.
(A couple of them laugh.)
RUSS:
You're all evil.
MIKE:
We love you, too.
RUSS:
No, you don't.
MIKE:
You're right.
RUSS:
Hey!
LEON:
Any of you guys know how close we are to Coldstone?
TIFFY:
I'd say about 4 miles. (groans) You'd think without a lot of breaks we'd get there by now.
PETER:
At least we're not dead . . . yet.
(The BLOODERS enter. The DARK SILENCERS don't notice.)
THOMAS:
Where the hell are we going to find him?
FELIX:
No clue, boss.
THOMAS:
Well, did he ever mention where the Jaw-Rippers could go?
LEVY:
How were we supposed to know? I thought Derek told you where he's going.
THOMAS:
He only said, "I'm going to spy on them. See ya!"
ETHAN:
Um . . . yeah. Sounds like Derek.
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