ZombieCore: the Musical

Act Two, Scene Four

(Woods. The DARK SILENCERS enter from stage right.)

SUSSIE:

Man, what happened last night? I heard a lot of splattering and singing.

LEON:

Most likely the others leaving us out of the fun.

MIKE:

Fun? I was stuck having to deal with Russ.

RUSS:

I thought you were a teddy bear.

MIKE:

You whisper weird things to stuffed animals?

RUSS:

A teddy bear that acts like a therapist?

MIKE:

The next time we sleep, I'm not letting you snuggle up next to me.

RUSS:

Who says I snuggle?

MIKE:

Whoever defined it as "wrapping all limbs around one person".

RUSS:

I don't do that!

MIKE:

Tiffy, does Russ snuggle?

TIFFY:

You do, Russ. There's no doubt about it.

RUSS:

You haven't seen me, have you?

TIFFY:

No. We all suffered from sleeping next to you.

(A couple of them laugh.)

RUSS:

You're all evil.

MIKE:

We love you, too.

RUSS:

No, you don't.

MIKE:

You're right.

RUSS:

Hey!

LEON:

Any of you guys know how close we are to Coldstone?

TIFFY:

I'd say about 4 miles. (groans) You'd think without a lot of breaks we'd get there by now.

PETER:

At least we're not dead . . . yet.

(The BLOODERS enter. The DARK SILENCERS don't notice.)

THOMAS:

Where the hell are we going to find him?

FELIX:

No clue, boss.

THOMAS:

Well, did he ever mention where the Jaw-Rippers could go?

LEVY:

How were we supposed to know? I thought Derek told you where he's going.

THOMAS:

He only said, "I'm going to spy on them. See ya!"

ETHAN:

Um . . . yeah. Sounds like Derek.