I got hit by a truck and now a time travellers obsessed with me!!!!!

I the majestic god got tricked by a pigeon and it killed me

Hi I'm Helay Miths....oops I mean I'm Haley smith my bad I'm just so quirky and different I sometimes forget my own name aha~, anyway, I'm just a normal girl with a normal life but there's something about me that nobody knows yet cause i have a secret i have a third eye. My friends always like to call me emo but you see i don't think so i just really like to wear lack like its all i wear and i kind have a death wish but that's not emo it just shows how quirky i am. So i'm sure you've guessed by now that i'm not like the other girls cause i have a deep dark secret that if found would make me kill myself because i..i...i i like anime their i said but not the lovey dovey romance anime like other girls no i like action i mean i've only watched attack on titan, Jujjustu Kaisen and demon slayer but still.

Anyways one day I was on my way to town to buy a grucci handbag and a really short skirt with my paps Axel when I noticed whilst walking that a pigeon was staring at me and I knew it was judging me for my skirt but was also really jealous of my crusty long brown hair so much so that it wanted an autograph so i started to chase the pigeon to give it my autograph but i had underestimated how jealous it was as it lead me onto a busy road but i was to focused on being a kind human being and giving this poor bird it's autograph that i did not notice and then i saw a white truck.

Then I died or I thought I had but god must love me and my short skirts so much that he let me reincarnate into the body of someone who looked exactly like me in another world. But as i was adjusting to my new surroundings of being the main character obviously i noticed that their was a brown haired gay couple on my bus to school that kept doing pda which was absolutely unacceptable but when i went to tell them off for the PDA i noticed that the light brown haired kid was the guy my friend really likes and his name was koizumi then i noticed that the darker brown haired kid was the pervy weirdo that was the main character Kyon. Upon realising this my hand shot up and pointed at them then i screamed "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHWWEERRTTY~Y''
Then I passed out.

I woke up in the arms of an angel without wings so a human being as I am the only angel in this world. After making this assessment i noticed that this person was wearing a battle waitress outfit and it had a short skirt so i immediately fell in love with her she was beautiful she had long ginger hair but i was willing to look past that and she had her eyes reflected the same colour as a dorito but not because they were eyes but they were also glowing with beauty but not really glowing as they were eyes and her lips were a beautiful and soft i thought but i didn't really know but i just knew but i also didn't as she always had a line for a mouth but i was sure her lips were plump and full whilst also the colour of my clothes which was black which made her even more perfect for me but again im not emo.

She was also very skinny unlike me as i was not she was also very short whilst i was tall sort of um i was 4,9ft so very tall anyway as i was lying in her lap she spoke her first words to me words i will remember for the rest of my life she said " u-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-mm-m-m-u um ar-ar-ar-ar-ar are u-u-u-u-uu-u-u-uu-o-o-o-o-o-io-o-o alrig-alir-alrig-alright????" she said whilst stuttering cutely "y-o-o-o-o-ou-u-u-u-u-u to-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ok one look at-at-at-at Ky-Ky-Ky-Ky-Kyon and well and then well then you you um you well youfainted" i thought she looked so gorgeous like this that i couldn't help reaching a hand up and stroking her cheek then i said " dont worry my dear sweet angelic goddess im fine now sorry to have worried such a cute thing like you" just then Haruhi burst through the club room door and finger pointed at us then kyon and his boyfriend Koizumi along with Nagato and started to do the hare-hare-yukai dance right in front of me in the middle of the dance haruhi pointed at us again and said "YOUR GAY" and continued dancing. As they were finishing i noticed a video camera was pointed at us and was on but before i could think about it Asakura burst into the room and ran at me after missing Kyon and tried to stab me but what she didn't know was that i had a third eye and teleported out of the way just as i had teleported everyone of the bus and into the clubroom earlier and she ran through the closed window and glass shattered everywhere but it did not land on me as i was to cute and pretty not because i was hiding behind Mikuru i think she died after the fall but their was no body just blood and a limb but that probably wasn't hers nor connected to her.

After all that, Mikuru and I talked as we walked home with everyone. She couldn't resist my cuteness and she confessed to me that she was in love with me and i told her i felt the same but we couldn't be together as the incident with Asakura had made my third eye remember my past life and my full potential and i was actually a god and i had to go back to the world i came from as in that world gods and their abilities did not exist despite how much the pathetic mortals wished me to and only in that world could my amazing powers be sealed away as otherwise i was to powerful and would destroy everything and the pigeon was a trap sent by my enemies so i had to go back as i was saying this Asakura came round the corner holding an extra limb and a knife she was aiming for Kyon who was in front of me but i knew she was really after me but before i could react Kyon was pulled out the way by his godly boyfriend a greek god in disguise Koizumi who was one of my old god friends who was obsessed with me but he didnt remember that as otherwise he and Kyon would never have been together as i was to cute and pretty.

But that's beside the point as she stabbed me in the jugular and I fell to the side and accidentally pushed the light of my life into the road where there was an oncoming truck damn truck-kun had struck again. Just as i saw the lifeless body of my wife i fell into a puddle of my own blood and died very painfully and as the world faded to a deep dark black Koizumi my oldest enemy laughed damn it was all orchestrated by him i should have known that the dark reunions leader koizumi would get me like this. Then I heard Haruhi say let's go bowling with their heads.