All the civil and military officials in the court can hear my voice

101-110

Chapter 101: I! Punch the Nanshan Nursing Home!

　　Of course, before starting to revise the history, the editors decided to give Xu Yanmiao special training.

　　"Come here, Xu Lang, I have a question for you. You are a historian and you need to record a story: the emperor got a fierce horse. Three years later, the horse was still unruly. The general trained the horse and made it obedient in just a hundred days. The emperor asked him how he did it. He told him: he made the horse endure thirst and obey orders."

　　Xu Yanmiao pondered for a moment and began to write.

　　——After two years of working in this environment, he has become relatively proficient in using classical Chinese.

　　"The emperor got a fierce horse, but he could not ride it for three years. The general suggested that it could be tamed in a hundred days. He then tamed it. The emperor asked why. The general said that horses would follow people if they were thirsty for a long time."

　　After reading it, the editor was very surprised: "Xu Lang has grasped the essence of history at the beginning! Yes, the more concise the history is, the better. 'If you get a fierce horse, you can't ride it for three years', this sentence is enough to surpass 90% of the historians!"

　　Xu Yanmiao's eyes were clear: "Thank you, editor!"

　　The editor was stunned: "Why are you thanking me?"

　　Xu Yanmiao smiled sheepishly: "I heard from the editor that you have been compiling the history of the previous dynasties for ten years, so I was afraid that my coming would cause trouble for you."

　　The editor's originally calm mood was subtly disturbed. He looked at Xu Yanmiao deeply. He originally thought that Bai Ze came here as a mascot and provided official history. As for the history book, it would be fine as long as it was roughly correct. Anyway, he was not expected to do this.

　　But at this moment, the editor picked up his pen and wrote a sentence on the paper: "Come and take a look."

　　Xu Yanmiao looked up and saw that below the words he wrote, it was written in a straight line: The emperor got a fierce horse, but he couldn't ride it for three years. The general heard this and used thirst to tame the horse to relieve the emperor's worry.

　　Xu Yanmiao's eyes suddenly lit up.

　　He understood!

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　　When the old emperor entered the Pepper Room, Empress Dou was shocked: "Why is he so embarrassed?"

　　Why is his beard so messy? His clothes are wrinkled!

　　The old emperor cursed: "Mercurials! All of them are mere mortals!"

　　Then he angrily told Empress Dou about what had happened to him: "Not only are they threatening to hang themselves, they are also verbally attacking me! They are even stroking my dragon beard! I don't want to bother with them anymore and want to leave, but they are holding on to me and won't let me go!"

　　——I was so angry that the word "朕" came out.

　　Empress Dou: "..."

　　The ministers were so angry that they grabbed the emperor and wouldn't let him leave... Especially an emperor with a bad temper like her Wulang...

　　"Wulang, tell me the truth." Empress Dou's expression suddenly became serious: "You didn't smash the minister's ancestral tomb in a rage, did you?"