hapter 121: Shock! The cleansing room may have to make a contribution!
"It's really wild." Xu Yanmiao replied to Lian Hang's words, feeling very emotional: "It's just a pity for the people downstairs, who were injured - oh, I mean, I don't know if they were injured."
Lian Hang let out a sigh, as if he was guessing, "It seems like it hit someone. I heard someone say that when they were having dinner downstairs, they heard a man screaming 'Ah Wu——'."
——Both of them pretend to be ignorant even though they know the truth, so that they can perform a hundred or eighty episodes of "Infernal Affairs".
I don't know what the situation was like at the time, such as how big the hole was, or how the person involved escaped from the scene...
Xu Yanmiao and Lian Hang looked at each other and saw the eagerness in each other's eyes.
"Cough." Lian Hang coughed lightly: "Xu Lang, I'm a little hungry."
Xu Yanmiao also coughed lightly: "Let's go out for a meal. I'll treat you. But where should we go?"
Lian Hang pretended to be serious: "Let's go to Liukeju. The bean curd noodles there are very delicious and they are very generous with sesame oil."
Xu Yanmiao: "Okay! This is it!"
He grabbed Lian Hang's arm and walked away.
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Liukeju is the inn where "the guests were so wild that they broke through the floor and fell from the third floor to the second floor."
The lobby on the first floor is used to entertain diners.
Lian Hang was very familiar with the dish: "Two bowls of braised beans and noodles. The beans should be cooked more tenderly. I'll add garlic to my portion, but no chopped green onions. What about you, Xu Lang?"
"No garlic."
"How can you eat noodles without garlic? Haven't you heard the saying, if you don't eat garlic, the flavor of noodles will be reduced by half."
"That's all nonsense - I want hot sauce! Do you have hot sauce produced in Huguang? Yes? That's great! Add it to my portion!"
The second half of the sentence was asked to the waiter.
As soon as the noodles were served, I heard people laughing and talking about today's events a few tables away.
"There was a sudden rumble, and I thought it was a thunderbolt."
"I heard that the sex on the bed was too intense, and a big hole was broken in the third floor. Now there are people peeking from the second floor to see. In my opinion, the hostel owner should charge money there. He can make a lot of money by charging one penny for each visit."
"If they ask for money, no one will go."
"Do you know who the unlucky guy was who was injured by someone falling from the sky and hitting his bed?"
"I heard he was a successful candidate! He injured his hand while sorting out papers for the spring exam. Fortunately, he still has two months to recover."
"How miserable."
Xu Yanmiao was holding a copper kettle to add hot water to herself. When she heard that the injured person was a scholar, she sighed, "It's really tragic. It's an unexpected disaster. I hope he can calm down, otherwise it will definitely affect his performance in the imperial examination."
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All the civil and military officials in the court can hear my voice
FantasyYu Yanmiao traveled back to ancient times with the gossip system. He didn't want to get promoted or make a fortune. He just wanted to lie down and eat melons. But he didn't know that the officials could hear his voice. While lying down, he found out...