One-shots:Smiling Critters

Random quotes : Daydream edition

This chapter will contain:

- Catnap x Dogday
- Gore and blood mentioned
- cringe
- fluff
- mild suggestive
- Inappropriate humor
- Religious themes?
*They are all adults in this book*

You have been warned ⚠️

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Dogday:"Okay, Eclipse, keep it steady."

[Eclipse pointing a flaming arrow at Prototype alter]

Catnap:"I knew it! You were the one teaching her to commit arson! "
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*Dogday has gas that keeps people awake, and Catnap has the gas to make people sleep*

[Catnap comes downstairs with his fur ruffled and bags under his eyes]

Bobby:"Are you okay, darling? You look like - "

Hoppy:"Like S*** "

(He grabs a cup of fresh brew tea before sitting down at the table)

Catnap:(Takes a sip of tea)

Bobby:"Let us guess.."

Hoppy:"It was Dogday, wasn't it."

Catnap:(Shakes head up and down)
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*In the middle of the night, where all the critters are supposed to be asleep*

Catnap:"Why won't you go to sleep?! It's time to rest, you jerk! "

Dogday:"Come on, Catnap, doesn't it seem perfect to take a walk."

Catnap:"Don't make me use my poppy gas on you!"

Dogday:"Not if I use mine first."

Catnap:"Don't you even th-"

[Dogday release some of the waking gas on Catnap]

(It's scented like chamomile honey & vanilla tea)

Catnap:(COUGHS)

Catnap:"Y-you idiot!"

Catnap:"Don't you realize that I will get in trouble if the workers see you awake! "

[Dogday walks through the coughing feline. He puts his hands on the others' wist and pulls the feline towards him.]

Dogday:"At least now, we don't have anyone interrupting us."

(The cat was flustered being in the arms of the canine)

Catnap:"So.. that's why you have been a pain lately."

[Catnap looks up at Dogday]