"So, how's your day been?" Catnap smiled to his friend, handing him a cup of fresh brew tea. Sitting across the other who was accompanied by their laptop. The sunlight shing through the window glass and the sweet smell of blueberry pancakes fresh from the pan with a topping of whip cream."You know the usual." The crocker spaniel replies, sipping his cup of tea. His response didn't seem to indicate that he was having a good day.
"Heard they released that new framing simulator you were excited about. Do you want to know play together like old times?" He pulls out a game cartridge from his hanging jacket pocket. He gave the canine a grin expecting to see the others' eyes wide in excitement.
The canine stared at it for a while...
"I-I can't, unfortunately..." The dog mumbled out already a bit uncomfortable with the topic being discussed.
"..."
"Is there something bothering you?" The feline worriedly questions the other.
"It's just...I don't want you to get caught up in my mess, especially when it comes from the internet..."
"How so?"
"You know the type of audience I have right now."
"You mean a bunch of weirdos that act so entitled they think you own them something?" He gave a rise eye brow.
"And the parasocial ones." The canine added on.
"What are they going do? Complained about the fact I stole you from them." The cat statistically stated, not caring if he hurt those weirdos' feelings.
"No! It's..." He gave a deep sigh, burying his head in his hands.
"You remember that one time they mistaken my coworker at my job as my boyfriend, right?"
"Yes?" He remembered that dog was working at some super marker and was a crasher.
"They ended up sending disbursing and threatening emails to him." The dog remembered well the events that have transpired that day. He remembered videos made about the situation to the point that he would always see one pop up on his feed.
"Not only that but attempt to find his address." The dog felt ashamed when that happened. Even if he wasn't the one to blame, he felt responsible for what had happened.
"I had to quit in order for it to stop." Although it wasn't the best, it at least keeps helping him pay rent.
"You see why I can't reveal my relationship with you? They can do the same thing only worse!"
"Dogday..."
"I can handle myself sunshine you don't need to worry about me." He moves his hand to caress the others' cheek to reassure him.
"Who's a good boy?" The cat playfully teases him.
"I'm not failing for that."
"You can't let them control you..."
"Don't you see this is what they want."
"They want you all to themselves."
"Then I guess you're going steal me them?" The cat purr delightful at the scenario in his mind. Him fighting off those sociopaths like a knight in shining armor.
"They're going have to pry you away from my dead body!" He declared proudly to his boyfriend, cupping his cheeks playfully giving him a kiss on his lips.
"Considering you are skill using those shiny new claws you got, I think I know who exactly going to win~." The dog warped his arms around the cat's waist, putting him on his lap, making the feline giggled at the gesture.
"So you notice these bad boys~" He showed his claws that he got done yesterday when he and Crafty went to a nail salon. All filed and trimmed to perfection. Crafty had said with amazement looking at the work that was done. She had stated he had claws like a tiger. He can't wait to use these babies!
Dogday began to attack the cat's neck with kisses. The cat screams in bliss. "You silly dog!" As he turned around and warped his arms around the others neck attacking with his own swarm of kisses. "So it's a challenge you seek, hm?" The dog nuzzle his face into the cat's neck, giving little pecks on his neck again, making the cat squeal. "Ah hahaha, your nose is tickling me!"
Dogday began to nib the flesh of the neck, making the cat moan a bit, feeling his claws digging into the back of his shirt. He then gave a lick, which surprise the feline, causing his claws to stink into his back. Catnaps face almost look like a bright purple grape with his cheeks blush.
"You really are a jerk!"
"But you like me when I'm teasing you~" He bit down on the felines neck.
"Mmm~!"
"We can stream that game you bought later. For now, I want to play a new game~"
"A-and w-what is that game?"
"Poundcake~"
"Mm~ yes, that would be fun to play~" He warped his legs around the others waist as they headed to the bedroom. To continue their fun game with each other.
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One-shots:Smiling Critters
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