𝐒𝐀𝐘 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐎𝐍𝐓 𝐋𝐄𝐓 𝐆𝐎, tim bradford [ON HIATUS]

𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗲. officer badass

[A/N: hey loves! so i made isabel tim's ex-wife instead of wife and he basically just cares about her like a friend because of... reasons... anyway, please comment and vote (mostly comment) pretty please, byeee 💋]

「 ✦ three. officer badass ✦ 」

tim and penelope ate their food in near silence (much to penny's dismay) after the rest of the officers left. once tim decided it was time to leave, penelope quickly packed the rest of her food away and rushed into the shop after him. the rookie and T.O had been driving for a short while before tim pulled into a car park "i've decided on your punishment for earlier" he commented, not taking his eyes off the road as he parked. penny accidentally let out a laugh at the words.

after a few seconds, he picked up on her supposed innuendo "you have a dirty mind" tim muttered.

penny laughed quietly to herself, changing the subject "are you going to tell me what it is?" she asked.

"i'm actually more of a 'show you' kind of guy" he spoke as he got out of the car and walked up to two men who were standing on the sidewalk. "ghost head!" he yelled, prompting the men to try and walk away "no no, hold up a minute" he shouted, one of the men staying behind as the other left as quickly as he could.

"his name is ghost head? that's so cool!" penelope whispered to herself, making sure no one heard her.

"yo, this is harassment" ghost head quickly protested.

"what? no, it's just good customer service. kind of like a frequent flyer program for dirt-bag drug dealers" tim patronised the man, glancing toward a nervous looking penelope. she knew that a full blown fight between her and ghost head probably wouldn't end well for her so she was planning on being as peaceful as possible "search him, doc"

her 'peaceful' plan wasn't going to happen apparently "my pleasure" she replied sarcastically "turn around and grab the wall please"

"make me, doc" he provoked, enunciating the name he'd heard tim call her. penny stepped forward, trying to turn him around herself. before she could actually get a hold of him, ghost head threw a punch at her. recovering quickly, she fought back as best she could.

"keep your hands up, doc! don't let him get on top of you!" tim yelled as ghost head reached for her gun, keeling over when penny managed to knee him in stomach. she efficiently used her foot to push him back down onto the pavement when he tried to get up after her initial attempt to keep him in place.

penelope stepped over ghost head and put him in a pair of handcuffs as soon as she got the chance. "you're under arrest" she half heartedly told him before turing to face tim who was looking at her with a barely there, small smile. he thought she was fun to watch. "that was my punishment?" she asked, pretty happy considering she got to practice her ability to arrest people as big as ghost head.

"yes?" he replied, confused at the smile on her face despite the fact that a bruise was definitely forming on the underside of her jaw "plus i got to see if you could handle yourself, so it's really a two-fer"

"that was awesome!"

"what?"

"i mean, i'm not the best physically but it's good practice, right? plus, i looked so badass!"

"well, are you going to read him his miranda rights?" he wondered condescendingly, eyebrows raised.

"oh, yeah!" she grinned "you're under arrest for resisting arrest and assaulting a police officer. anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law. you have the right to an attorney. if you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to you. do you understand these rights as i have read them?"