Banter

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Author's pov.

Hustle -bustle is going on bcci office.everyone Is very excited with little bit nervousness.our captain Shreyash as usual make environment light.his paltan is ready for"Border gavaskar trophy 2024".Rahul sir busy in his phone.their bus is ready to go towards airport.

First one who entered in bus is Shivam Dubey aka Mr sixer.who is too much bussy in phone talking to someone.

OTP

Shiva- no baby it's just a rumour.i don't know her. look I Only love you ok .
Hey........hey !

(The person other side of the phone cut the call. shivam just sigh.)

??-"Kya hua Bhai kyun pareshan Hain mere sher?"

When shivam turn around he see a shorty person standing infornt of him.

Shiva- Bhai Ishu ye biwiya khatarnaak kyun hota hai?

Ishu- wah bhai wah tum log relationship ke pehle humein Jo dhoke mein rakhte ho uska kya ? aur hum kuch kare toh hum khatarnaak.

In the mid time someone entered in bus .

??- Bhai ap galat insan ke samne apna dukh ka pitara khol rahe ho .jo kisi ke sar pe khud  khatra banke Manda raha hain usi se ap khatre ke baat kar rahe ho.

Ishan look at the person with angry glare burying hole into his soul.

Ishu- Shubi tujhe Zinda rehna hai.na bol nehi rehna Hain toh mar dalu thora tujhe .thora gala daba dunga bas.

Shubi decide to zip his mouth .he know this beautiful person can turn into  a sassy monster.

Shubi- arey mera Jaan, my baby,
mera chona mein toh majak kar raha hu arey ap mere zindagi ka sabse khubsurat hadsa ho .jo hadsa mujhe Roz yaad ata hai.

Ishan can't understand the double meaning of his words .he just blush hearing this .Shubi know his Ishu is too innocent to understand.

Now others members also entered in bus one by one.a newly married couples also entered there. While Bricking with eachother.

Cherry- Baby, maine bola na tour k baad hum honeymoon pai jayenge, toh gussa maat Karo, or apni pyari si smile dikhao.

Shardul-  Aapne desh k lia khelne Jaa raha hu, mai bohot khush hu, par baby tumhara stamina accha nehi hai na baby, khel k aane k baad toh tum thak jaoge phir so jaoge, toh phir mera kya?

Cherry- Really Baby! tumko mere stamina pai Shak hai?
(He said with so done face.)

Shardul- Ha hai mujhe Shak.

Cherry- Pauchne do, Hotel waha dikhauga tumko mera Stamina.

Shardul- My handsome hubby, I am waiting for that moment eagerly.

(He said seductively, while coming closer to Cherry.)

Ishu- Get a room guys, this is not your bedroom, it's a fu**ing team bus. Yaha koi sex sux ki batein nehi hogi.

Tabhi humara cute couple ki entry hoti hai.yes it's none other than Abhiyank.

Abhi,"Mau tum sab kuch sehi pack kar liya Hain na.agle baar jaisa galti mat karna "

Mayu,"are biwi us bar galti se hogaya tha iss bar sab pack kar liya maine "

Ishu interrupted them by saying,
"Arey dekho humara Abhi toh biwi ban gaya .kya re Mayu isko to tune biwi bana dala "

Abhi,"kyun tujhe ismein kya problem hai? main biwi Banu, maa Banu, Bahu Banu tujhe usse kya ?"

Ishu ,"kyun re Abhi tujhe mujhse jhagra kar k kya maza aata hai?"

Abhi,"sukoon, thandak, Shanti sab milta Hain mereko .aur sun mere unka naam Mayank hai naam se bula, ye Mayu Mayu kya laga rakha hai?"

Ishu,"achcha phir mere Shubi ko Shubi nehi bulayega tu,  nehi toh Tera muh noch lunga samjha ."

Koi inki baato pai dhyan nehi deta hai. kyun ki ye normal hai bohot jyada .
Ruko thore der baad apne patiyo ke naam ka gossip chalega ek dusre k sath.

 Humare couples toh apne mein busy Hain. par humara Shiva Bhai pareshan kyu ki unki kiwi biwi naraz Hain isliye.

Ab aati hai baari humare Mr. reliable ki woh bhi phone pe busy Hain.

OTP.

Rahul,"Dekho Sana sahi time pe kha lena .Masti jyada nehi, barna jante ho na dad ko. agar mujhe pata chala ki tum khud ka khayal nehi rakh rahe ho, toh dad ko bata dunga .thik Hain main rakhta hu bye "

Bolke woh apne seat pe baith gaye .unke bagal Mai bating coach bhi baith jate hai, dono milke kuch baatein karne lage .

Ab humare akhri couple ki bhi entry ho jata hai.yes it's our Riyash .

Shrey,"dekh Rishu kya hua tereko ha? matlab tu sach bol, tujhe Kuliya Bhai pasand aane laga Hain na .tu aab mere se pyaar nehi karta hai."

Rishu,"Haaa tum bol rahe ho ye cheez ha Trisha kon hain? Zara gor farmaiye .nehi bataiye muh kholiye apna hmm ".

Bolke woh shivam ke pass Jake baitha .idhar shubish apne smile ko control karte huye "

Shardul,"kya re Shrey tu Aisa niklega maine nehi socha tha .tere pass dimag  kaha se aya yeh sab karne ke lie bol tera single braincells badh kaise gaya? ".

Shreyash,"sach mein yar woh rumours hai .main isko chorke kisi ko nehi dekhta "

Rishu just roll his eyes to him .and decided to divert his mind.

Rishu,"kya re Shiva chup kyun hain tu bol ?"

Shiva,"Rach gussa Hain mujhse "

Rishu,"kyun kya hua ?"

Shiva,"woh mera ek rumours spread hua hain ek ladki ke sath iss wajah se woh gussa ho gaya hai"

Rishu,"tum log ek main khush nehi reh sakte ho kya "

Shiva,"Dekh Bhai Shrey ka mujhe pata nehi, par mere dil, dimag, zehen mein sirf Rach hai. Maine dimag mai shadi bhi karli hai usse, we are unofficially married samjha .woh toh media ke chakkar mein yeh sab hua pata nehi usse Hindi samajh kaise agaya mere sath toh angreji jharta hai, woh bhi alien accent mei."

Rishu,"wah mere sher isiliye woh rach pagal hain tere piche .oye  Shrey kuch sikh isse, bara Aya captain tujhse achcha yeh Hain"

Shreyash,"Mera koi izzat hain ki nehi ?"

Ishu piche se bola ,"Nehi hai".

Sab log ek sath has pare .tabhi bus ke bahar dada Aya .Woh Rahul sir ke window ke pass ake khara hua .

Sourav,"jammy sono pouche call koro, aar nijer khayal rakho . sabdhane jeyo ekdom tension nebe na .okhane mon dao, ami ekhane dekhe Nebo aar sono
"I love you"

(Translate - Jammy suno udhar pouch k call kar dena . khud ka khayal rakhna.aur sambhal ke jana . tension maat Lena . Tum udhar dhyan do, hum idhar sambhal lenge aur suno
"I love you")

Rahul Sir last word sunke thora shy feel karne lage .

Rahul,"kya Sourav tum bhi na,  bachche hain yaha pai, sabke samne aise baatein karta hai koi "

Tabhi Ishu udhar ata hai aur kehta hai,"Humne kuch nehi suna aap apna jari rakhiye"bolke chala gaya.

Sourav haske bolta hai,"dekha humare bachche kitne samjhdaar hai.thik hain tum log abhi jao .main baad mein join karunga "

All of them bid good bye to dada .now they are star their journey with so much passion and excitement.

To be continue.......


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