"OMG, girl. Like, you won't even BELIEVE what I'm totally about to tell you."
"Dumb teenage girl accent. What is it, Scott?"
"DEEZ NUTS." *dies laughing*
"Oh holy chicken nugget. How do you even remember that detail?!?!? Why do you even remember that?!????? IT ISN'T EVEN RELEVANT."
"A magician never reveals his secrets, COMMONER." *hair flip*
"Okay, first of all, you're not a magician. Second, this isn't the Medieval Times that you have to call me a commoner, which I most certainly am not."
"Ugh, you're no fun. Loosen up, will ya?"
"Says the guy who had trouble doing just that 4 years ago."
"UH HUH, THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID."
*facepalm* "You're not normal. OMG ARE YOU GAY?!?!?!? IS THAT WHY YOU'RE ACTING LIKE THIS?"
*poker face* "No, I'm not gay, nor am I normal. I'm trying to bring you back, Casey. I don't know this... this new girl in her place."
"..."
"But anyways, I feel like happy, bubbly Casey is hidden, locked up somewhere. Maybe she's in my fridge. I'm hungry."
"Hungry for her or hungry for food?"
"Both. ;) You can be my food source... ;)"
"EWWWWW STAHP STAHP STAHP. STOOOOPPPPPPP RIGHT THERE FUCKBOY. THIS GIRL IS OFF LIMITS."
"What? Oh, I never meant anything dirty. I meant maybe you could like give me food from my fridge. What did you think, YOU NAUGHTY LITTLE GIRL?!?!?!? Who's the perverted one now?"
"AAAHHHH SCOTT YOU DUMBASS. STOP MAKING ME THINK DIRTY."
"Well someone seems a bit... horny."
"EWWWWW GET AWAY FROM ME."
"God, I was just kidding. Stop taking all my sexual innuendos seriously, will you? It's not like that would ever happen..." *trails off*
"Hah, yeah, you're, um, right."
"…"
"…"
"..."
"..."
"AWKWARD SILENCE."
"YOU STUPID IDIOT, YOU RUINED THE SILENCE. SAYING AWKWARD SILENCE MAKES IT EVEN MORE AWKWARD."
"WELL AT LEAST I WAS TRYING TO MAKE A CONVERSATION."
"BUT NOT IF IT'S GOING TO BE PERVERTED. I'M TOO YOUNG FOR THIS."
"You're 22. You passed the legal age."
"STOP! JUST STOP!"
*laughs* "Nah, I'm just messin' with ya. Take a joke, won't you?"
"YOU INFURIATE ME!"
"Why the big words? And you love me, it's not possible for me to make you angry."
"AAAAGGGHHHHH SSSSSCCCOOOTTTTT I WILL KILL YOU!"
"At least I didn't have temper issues back then. You'd release your 'wrath' on me."
"YOU WERE SCARED OF ME! I KNEW IT!"
"EXCUSE ME?!?!? I'M NOT AFRAID OF ANYONE! I REFUSE TO-"
"HAHAHAHA YOU WERE SCARED OF ME! THE BIG BAD FUCKBOY IS SCARED OF ME! YESSSSSSS!!!"
"I am not scared of you!"
"Ugh, fine liar. You're becoming cliche, Fuckboy."
"Not as much as you, Fuckgirl."
"Touche."
"I WIN AT LIFE!!!"
"No you don't. Only I AM CAPABLE OF WINNING IN LIFE."
"THAT'S NOT TRUE! I WAS CREATED BEFORE YOU."
"Created?" *giggles*
"I think when people get older they become more sexual. Verbally and Physically. Like you."
"BUT I'M INNOCENT."
"Ugh, what are we going to write in our smut novel if you're such a prude? At least kiss someone. Even if it's a stranger."
"I've already read enough books with stuff like that, and that is all I need to know."
*gasps* *grins* "You horny little girl, you've been reading? My my, what an achievement. Preparation for our smut novel?"
"Ugh, I REFUSE TO TALK TO YOU IF YOU'RE ACTING THIS WAY." *hangs up*
"You'd refuse to talk to me even if I wasn't acting that way, Casey. :("
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Yay! Sorry if this chapter was a bit more perverted than the other chapters.
Comment what you thought, I'd love it if you did! :)
With a heart to give and bones to break, heartened
