Just A Memory (Sequel to Just A Friend)

Chapter 5

"Scott."

"Casey."

"Scott."

"BARNEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!"

"What the- holy chicken nugget!"

"I'm very normal, I know." *hair flip*

"Oh God."

"GOD, I THANK YOU FOR BRINGING ME AND MY SOUL MATE BACK TOGETHER!!!! I ship us so hard..."

"I thought we were only friends? Nothing more. Nothing less."

"I know, but have you read those best friend wattpad books?!?!?! THEY'RE LIKE SO AWESOME OMG BUT SO CLICHE. We could totally end up like that. ;)"

*facepalm* "WHY DIDN'T YOU EVER TELL ME I WAS THIS EMBARRASSING!?!???"

"It's not like you ever listened to me. I'm sure you wouldn't even-"

"PSSH, NO SMART PERSON WOULDN'T LISTEN. I'm listening so hard right now, my ears hurt."

"You just interrupted me. Now as I was saying-"

"I DID NOT INTERRUPT YOU! DO NOT JUMP TO SUCH ATROCIOUS CONCLUSIONS!"

"Says the girl who concluded I was a fuckboy in five seconds."

"I AM NOT A GIRL, I AM NOW A GROWN WOMAN. GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT."

"Girl, I think your turning into the cliche angry woman. Bitch at your soul mate, leave, make them say sorry for something they never caused, and then act like nothing happened."

"Aw hell no!"

"WE MUST SAVE HUMANITY FROM BECOMING CLICHE. I HAVE A DREAM..."

"Oh no, not this again."

"THAT WE SHALL REMOVE ANY HORRIBLE CLICHES. And that I could have food right now, I'm really hungry."

*laughs* "You idiotic idiot, you just ruined that beautiful moment."

*gasps* "HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A HORRIBLE THING? Food is my best friend and lover."

"So, is food a girl or a boy? Sexuality check here."

"I am gay for my food, Casey. I SUPPORT THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY! I MUST STAND UP FOR THEIR RIGHTS! FOR FOOD'S RIGHTS!"

"Okayyyyy then."

"We should really make a foodinism. FOOD HAS RIGHTS TOO!"

*facepalm* "You are an extremely wild thinker."

"Everything has rights! CHAIRS HAVE RIGHTS, EMOTIONS HAVE RIGHTS, DORA HAS RIGHTS, I could go on forever. But Dora doesn't deserve rights, to be honest."

"When did you become such a civil rights activist?"

"Oh, I don't know, WHEN I WAS BORN!?!??!"

"Okay, okay, calm down. It was just a question."

"I REFUSE TO BE CALM WHEN FOOD DOESN'T HAVE RIGHTS!"

"Right. When food does gets rights, you won't be able to eat it."

*gasps* *dies* *eats an Oreo* "Oh my GOD! Sorry food, but we can never be equal." *wipes a fake tear*

*raises an eyebrow* "Oh, NOW you change your mind."

*comforts the Oreo* "It's alright baby, we'll get through this."

"Exactly who are you talking to?"

"I'm talking to the Oreo, duh. Why, is there something or someone else I should be worrying about?"

"No, uh, it's fine." *fidgets*

"Girls are confusing."

"Uh uh, GUYS ARE THE CONFUSING ONES. WE NEVER KNOW HOW YOU ACTUALLY FEEL UNTIL YOU TELL US. I want a nice guy to be my husband. Not a bad boy or fuckboy. I'm telling you, after those cliche books finish, the main guy in the book probably laughs and then rapes her, like OMG, this whole time I pretended to love her so I could rape her."

"Well, that's an extremely interesting way of thinking."

"#FEMINISM FOR LIFE! Unless you're a dumb blonde or a mean bitch."

"Well, well, well, someone's turning rude. What happened to the meninism part?"

"Guys are stupid."

"WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDE? DON'T YOU KNOW I'M FUMING TOO?"

"You are a terrible singer."

*gasps* "I AM A WONDERFUL SINGER! You just don't know what real singing is like! HMPH!"

"Scott-"

"I'm going to ignore you right now."

"No you're not."

"..."

"..."

"Ugh, you're right. How do people stay angry at others? I can't even stay mad for 30 seconds. IT'S SOOOOOOO MUCCCHHHHHH STRESSSSSSSSS OMMMMFFGGGGG!!!!"

"You exaggerate everything, don't you?"

"AWWW HELL NAW. OF COURSE I DON'T. EVERYTHING'S NATURAL, BABY."

"Uh huh, sure, fuckboy."

"I'm not gonna talk to you ever again! EVER! FOREVER! And I'm hungry, so I'm just gonna go eat something. Bye, Fuckgirl." *hangs up*

"Bye, Fuckboy."

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Well, that was tiring to write.

Comment what you think about the new Casey and the new Scott!

I would appreciate it :)

Sincerely with lots of hearts, heartened