Warning: I suck at writing and I will add swear words and stuff so like ur mom
*all of the regretevator cast are chilling in their respective places until Gregoriah starts rounding them up with no other explanation other than "JET SKI"* Gregoriah: *in a hot air baloon with sab in the middle of a lake* "GUYS UHHH I BOUGHT LIKE 20 JET SKIS TO RACE UMMM JUST LIKE GATHER INTO TEAMS AND HOP ON A JET SKI" Pest: "I fucking hate you istg" *he proceeds to hop on a jet ski and drive away without noticing poob hopped on the back of it* Poob: "haiiiii :D" Pest: "damn it" Infected: *He has no idea wtf is going on and he's really high but he just hops on a jet ski. Unpleasant tries to get on but infected shoves him into the water and grabs lampert's ankle and drags him into the boat* Lampert: "WAIT WAIT I-" Infected: "i c@nt h3@r y0u br@h im z00ming" *unpleasent is still drowning in the background btw 🥰🥰🥰* Split: *she gets on a jet ski and Bive just hops on with her cuz gay* Gregoriah: "UHHH ANYWAY FIRST OBSTACLE: EMERSON THROWS RANDOM DRINKS AT YOU" Emerson: *in a separate hot air baloon*"FINALLY" *he throws drinks down at the "contestants"* Infected: *keeps accidentally dodging them* Lampert: "IM LITERALLY GONNA FUCKING DIE IF I TOUCH THE WATER AAAAAAAAA" *jeremy notices unpleasent and swoops down to grab him* Jeremy: "I won't let anything harm you my skibidi alpha princess" *equips man face* Unpleasent: "thank you my sigma alpha male for saving me 🥰🥰😘😘😍😍" *starts anime blushing* Infected: *looks back for a moment at them and keeps on driving* "UhHhH VR00M VR00M" (Here's a funny little thingy I made of this scene)
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*meanwhile Bive and split are being lesbian frfr* Bive: "USIQHOSISBAISNQISHHS WE'RE GONNA CRASH" Split: "Uhhh nuh uh" *proceeds to crash into the dock* Gregoriah: "IT LOOKS LIKE TEAM SPIVE IS DISQUALIFIED" Pest: "Hell yeah 1 team gone" Poob: "awhhh I hoped we'd all win :(" Infected: *passing by poob and pest* "g@y" Pest: "NO YOU" Lampert: "KAS-.." *he pauses* "INFECTED WE ARE GOING IN CIRCLES" Infected: "Huh br@h i c@nt h3@r y0u wh@t?? @r3 w3 t@lking @b0ut h0rs3s" *he proceeds to get off track and almost runs into the rocks* Lampert: "HOLY SHIT WE ALMOST JUST CRASHED LET ME OFF PLEASE IM GOING TO DIEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAA" Gregoriah: "ANYWAY UHHH..." *he pauses to think of something* "RED BALLS" *he proceeds to grab red balls, which were in the hot air balloon, and throw them* Stupid lamp: "WHAT" Poob: *gets hit by a small one* "yeowch :'(" Pest: "are you oka-" *he stutters* "uhhhhhhhhh I DONT CARE" *he proceeds to get caught off guard and gets hit by a big red ball and gets knocked off the jet ski* Gregoriah: "LOOKS LIKE TEAM PARTYBEETLE IS OUT! LETS SEE WHO WE HAVE LEFT... oh wait we only had three teams???" *he counts them up* "WELL, I GUESS TEAM SKATERLIGHT WINS BY DEFAULT!" Infected: "Yipp33!!" Lampert "istg im going to kill you why did you do that" Infected: *literally still high* "ur m0m"
