Gay cruise ship

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by Kitty_Child

by Kitty_Child

(So like, this is after last chapter)
Gregoriah: YO GUYS I FOUND THIS RANDOM CRUISE SHIP WITH NO ONE IN IT! WE GET A FREE VACATION :D
Unpleasant: Oh my skibidi slicers that is so sigmamaxxing
Pest: I feel my brain cells leaving me
Lampert: SOMETHING WATER RELATED AGAIN???
Infected: *grabs lamperts arm and runs into the cruise ship* L3ts g0! XD *they end up getting on the cruise first and then everyone follows*
Lampert: why do I always have to do these kinds of things.
Poob: yaey!! Les party!! :D
(On the the cruise ship)
Bive: HELP ME THE WATER CLOWNS ARE TRYING TO GET ME
Split:It's okay Bivey!
Bive: UHHH WELL UM I WELL OKAY I GUESS SO
Emerson: finally thank god I get a break. Thanks Greg.
Gregoriah: No problem!
Unpleasant: Come, my sigma, let us choose our skibidi room
Jeremy: of course my alpha princess
Gregoriah: Oh yeah by the gay-.. oh wait I mean by the way, everyone has to room with someone cuz this is a small ass cruise ship.
Gnarpy: I don't wantz to room with anyonez
Gregoriah: fine. We have 2 extra rooms.
*as everyone gathers up, gnarpy and pilby end up each getting rooms by themselves)
(Basically here's the room set up:
Infected and lampert (infected stole him)
Jeremy and unpleasant
Split and Bive
Gregoriah and Emerson
Mach and Dr.Retro (sorry not sorry)
Pest and poob
Scag and prototype
Mark and Wallter (I don't ship them)
Pilby
Gnarpy)
Lampert: *in his room with infected* Do NOT touch me. I don't want your germs.
Infected: 0h.. :(
Lampert: ...
Infected: 1m g0nn@ g0 g3t th3 fr33 f00d th@ts 0n th3 b0@t.
Lampert: bye.
*as infected goes to the food court he runs into the others, who had the same idea, so they all sit together (except unpleasant and Jeremy they were forced to go to a separate table)*
Bive: THEFOODISPOISONEDTHEFOODISPOISONEDDONTEATTHEFOODSPLIT
Split: No it's not, Bivey! See, everyone else is eating it and they're fine!
Bive: oh, I guess your right.
Poob: awhhh wheres lampert? i wanted to have a lunch party.. :(
Infected: h3 d1dnt w@nn@ c0me :(
Poob: I gues I culd jst host a pool party later.. but, u shuld bring him sum food! :)
Infected: G00d 1d3@! :D *he proceeds to grab an extra plate with some food for
lampert and takes it to the room*
Infected: *opens the door* 1 br0ught u s0m3 f00d! :D
Lampert: oh uh thanks I guess.
Infected *notices the bracelet Lampert's wearing* Wh0s K@sp3r?
Lampert: ...an old friend.
Infected: 1 b3t h3's w0nd3rful s1nc3 h3's ur fr13nd! @nyw@y 1mm@ g0 t0 th3 p00l p@rty.. w@nn@ c0me?
Lampert: uhh no thanks
Infected: 0k@y! *he proceeds to leave and just go to the pool without changing his clothes*
(Everyone is at the pool party in there drip)
Poob: ISNT THIS FUN!!!
Pest: I guess...
(Split and Bive are at the pool chairs)
Split: Do you want a sip of my drink Bivey?
Bive: UHHHH UMMMM NO?
Split: Okay!
Unpleasant: My alpha princess I am your rizz let
Jeremy: Yes Mewing alpha sigma
Poob: DOES ANYONE WANT TO PLAY VOLLEYBALL!.!?!??!!
Infected: 1 d0!!!
Pest: sure...
Gregoriah: I'll join!
Emerson: Same
Wallter: I'll Join!
Mannequin Mark: I'LL JOIN!! So I can beat your ass-
Wallet: Not if I do first-
Poob: OKIE EVERYONE!!,! ITS TIME FOR THE BECAH VOLKEYBALL
(Everyone goes to different sides but they are un-even)
Poob: OKIIE LET THEM- Wait what we have un-even sides!,!!!!,!!
Unpleasant: *at the chairs* INFECTED GET YOUR SIGMA ALPHA BOYFRIEND 👹😈🔥😎🐺😨😨🔥👹😎🐺😈😍😍🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🗣️🗣️
Infected: fuck y0u. *proceeds to go to the room* uhhhh h3y l@mp3rt w@nn@ g0 pl@y v0ll3yb@ll w1th us?
Lampert: *quietly* go away. i hate you, freak.
Infected: why d0 y0u h@t3 m3 wh@t d1d 1 d0
Lampert: everything. I hate you. I wouldn't care if you died. Actually, I hope you die.
Infected *slowly walks out and slams the door* ... *hic* ...why *he begins to wipe away his tears and walk back to the pool party*
Poob: haiiii!! Whers lamper??
Infected: h3 t0ld m3 t0 g0 @w@y @nd di3 :(
Poob: oh uh then LET THA BEACH VOLKEYBALL BEGIN!
Infected: *walks away mid-round and goes back into the inside of the cruise and just sits down next to the door to his and lampert's room and cries*
Lampert: *opens the door to go get a snack*
Infected: 0w! Uhh.. ummm.. I wasn't doing anything.. *runs away while still slightly crying*
Lampert: ...I wonder if they still need another person for volleyball

SORRY FOR THE CLIFFHANGER I'LL WRITE THE NEXT PART SOON